Quality Drarry fanfic

My mom says my headache isn't real

QUALITY HARACO FANFIC

There's so many many references in here; this content isn't original at all, lol.

Harry was standing in potions class lost in thought. It had been 84 years and he still couldn't accept that he was a wizard, he was just Harry. When all of a sudden he heard such a clatter, he tore open the shutters to see what was the matter, Dracula malfoy had dropped his ladle beside Harry, harry went to pick up the ladle and a note fell out 'meet me on the fourth floor tonight at 4:20am' Harry whispered to Draco "where on the fourth floor?"
"In the room dumblecunt told the students not to enter"
"But isn't there a monster in there?"
"The only monster you'll see there tonight is me" 😉 winked Draco
No homo

4:20am
Harry made his way to the fourth floor. As soon a Harry entered the room Dracula Malfoy swooped down from the ceiling and crashed his lips into Harry's, but no homo
"Let's get snaked" hissed Draco
"What?" Said Harry, turning to look at Draco who was all of a sudden snaked
That a lot of snakes
Wait
That not snakes it's TWELVE PENISES
Draco put Harry on his hands and knees
"Scared potter?"
They did butt stuff
No homo tho