texting \\ jdb

6.0

pretty boy: hey Blaire

pretty boy: knock knock

Blaire: lmao why you be knocking

pretty boy: its a joke

pretty boy: yknow knock knock jokes

Blaire: but it's not funny that you pretend to knock on a phone

Blaire: but I will laugh for you ;)

Blaire: hahahahahahahahahahahhaha

pretty boy: gawd that's not the joke princess! I haven't gotten there yet

pretty boy: your supposed to say

Blaire: you're

pretty boy: YOU'RE supposed to say 'who's there?'

Blaire: Why would I say that?

Blaire: there isn't even a door

pretty boy: well

pretty boy: PRETEND THERE IS A DOOR

pretty boy: AND YOU'RE INSIDE

pretty boy: AND I'M OUTSIDE

pretty boy: AND IM KNOCKING ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR

Blaire: why you screaming at me over text?

Blaire: my cat named Mouse sleeps

Blaire: be silent

pretty boy: you have a cat named Mouse?

pretty boy: nvm can we just try this again for fucks sake

Blaire: kay :)

pretty boy: remember

pretty boy: 'who's there'

Blaire: got it :))))

pretty boy: okay

pretty boy: knock knock

Blaire: come in, Justin

pretty boy: GODDAMMIT PRINCESS 

pretty boy: y u gotta do dis 2 me :'(

Blaire: just kidding with you babes

Blaire: go on

Blaire: I will be serious this time

pretty boy: knock knock

Blaire: STAY THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE CREEP

pretty boy: FUCKING HELL BLAIRE

pretty boy: I JUST WANTED TO TELL A JOKE

pretty boy: FFS

pretty boy: me: knock knock

                       you: who's there?

                        me: king tut

                       you: king tut who

                        me: KING TUT-KEY FRIED CHICKEN!

                       you: LMFAOOO

Blaire: it ain't even that funny oml ded

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