Blaire:
Blaire: I'm literally the happiest girl in the world rn
Blaire: I'm crying help :)))))))))))))))
lemon head: is it because you are going to see me in 3 days
lemon head: I bet it is ;)
Blaire: no you carrot
lemon head: did you just call me a carrot
Blaire: I did
lemon head: dammit
lemon head: I told you no carrot jokes
Blaire: I do what I want :)
lemon head: okay princess
lemon head: whatever makes you happy
Blaire: YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME VV HAPPY RN
Blaire:
Blaire: his name is Elliot
Blaire: I literally went out to buy some Oreos and then I saw him looking at me through the window of the animal shelter and I just had to buy him
Blaire: and then I bought some Oreos
lemon head: I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT ELLIOT IS A GOOD BOY
lemon head: IM GOING TO STEAL HIM FROM YOU
lemon head: wait no I won't
lemon head: Esther will get jealous and we don't want that
Blaire: maybe Elliot and Esther can date
lemon head: OMG YES AND WE'LL MAKE THEM SPAGHETTI SO THEY'RE JUST LIKE LADY AND THE TRAMP
Blaire: you're a genius Justin
Blaire: and then they will make puppies and shit
lemon head: AND THEN WE'LL MAKE BABIES TOO SO WE'RE ONE BIG FAMILY
Blaire: blaire out
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionunknown number: I'MMM DRUUNNFFKK Blaire: and I'm not responsible ˚˚˚ start: 01-01-17 completed: - ˚˚˚ Highest Ranking: #35 in FanFiction