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Blaire:

Blaire: I'm literally the happiest girl in the world rn

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Blaire: I'm literally the happiest girl in the world rn

Blaire: I'm crying help :)))))))))))))))


lemon head: is it because you are going to see me in 3 days

lemon head: I bet it is ;)


Blaire: no you carrot


lemon head: did you just call me a carrot


Blaire: I did


lemon head: dammit

lemon head: I told you no carrot jokes


Blaire: I do what I want :)


lemon head: okay princess

lemon head: whatever makes you happy


Blaire: YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME VV HAPPY RN

Blaire:

Blaire: his name is Elliot

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Blaire: his name is Elliot

Blaire: I literally went out to buy some Oreos and then I saw him looking at me through the window of the animal shelter and I just had to buy him

Blaire: and then I bought some Oreos


lemon head: I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT ELLIOT IS A GOOD BOY

lemon head: IM GOING TO STEAL HIM FROM YOU

lemon head: wait no I won't

lemon head: Esther will get jealous and we don't want that


Blaire: maybe Elliot and Esther can date


lemon head: OMG YES AND WE'LL MAKE THEM SPAGHETTI SO THEY'RE JUST LIKE LADY AND THE TRAMP


Blaire: you're a genius Justin

Blaire: and then they will make puppies and shit


lemon head: AND THEN WE'LL MAKE BABIES TOO SO WE'RE ONE BIG FAMILY


Blaire: blaire out

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