Margaret learned
Using the bowl
Was an
Entertaining
Spectator sport.
Tina learned
Kissing a woman
Pretending to be
A man
Wasn't as bad
As she thought.
Sharon learned
Thin strips
Of braided sheets
Made a good noose
And her,
A pretty shade
Of blue.
I learned
How to make
Grape wine
From bread
And purple Kool-Aid.