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I had been running for six months, i looked down at the long beard that had grown and sighed. I looked up at a big shoe shop, i needed new shoes these were starting to fray. BUT THEN I SAW IT! up on the side of the building said 'Shoes in all 28 sizes' i gasped and began running away, but then i stopped. I had to stop running and face my fears!
CHAPTER 2:
I walked up to the small aisan man behind the shiny black speckled counter which had many objects such a fluro pink rubber with yes and no on either side in the shoe shop and he looked back at me with the same puzzeled look upon his face "do you have a match?" I asked he nodded and bent behind the desk but as he did so a small nanna fart exploded from his ass. he sniffed the air and then coughed before reveling a small box full of matches! He placed it into my hand but then starting convolsing and fell onto me shaking uncrontrolably "GET OFF ME OLD MAN!" I screeched as i threw him up against the wall and ran back out the shop where the sign clearly said 'shoes in all 28 sizes' i grabbed a brick and threw it at some randoms car and i open the boot to find a whoooollllleee lotta petrol tanks i grabbed the cloests one and threw it on the sign. I reached inta ma pocket and pulled out a single match, lit it and then threw it at the now fully covered in petrol sign.
NEXT THING I NEW i was in hosiptal. my legs ached. and when i looked under my slugily blanky i found out that my legs were gone! I began to ponder, where did my legs run off too? did they go to the local adoption center? or maybe they committed brutal suicide because they hated the fact that my long beard would lightly scrape the top of their heads every time i tip-toed through the dark eluminating streets of alaska, just maybe....
I got out of bed and emidiantly started running down the hallway to find a small girl. she looked at my with purple stingy eyes and said " i ate them" I screamed in horror. How could she do that....
ANd then i woke up and realised that this was all just a big silly ugly fat obesse nightmare and that the whole 28 thing didnt even exist.
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HEY GUYS I HOPED YOU ENJOYED THIS BOOK! I THINK ITS SUPERB..... btw what does superb mean? wait one sec i will check...
superb [sʊˈpɜːb sjʊ-]
adj
1. surpassingly good; excellent a superb actor
2. majestic or imposing a superb mansion
3. magnificently rich; luxurious the jubilee was celebrated with a superb banquet
[from Old French superbe, from Latin superbus distinguished, from super above]
superbly adv
superbness n
I have no idea what any of that meant..... stupid online dictionary.
