Lesbian Problems

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So this book isn't just about lesbians, and I know that. And I'll be doing other chapters/parts about other sexuality's problems, but I thought I'd start with lesbian's because that's my sexuality.

Problem No.1

"You're a lesbian? Sorry I'm straight."

"Believe it or not, lesbians do not love every girl they see, just like how straight girls don't love every boy they meet."

Problem No.2

"You're not lesbian enough."

"Do I even need to say it?"

Problems No.3

"But you're so pretty."

"The fact that you think that all lesbians are ugly is actually very homophobic."

Problems No.4

"Are you a vegan?"

I think it's obvious what's wrong with that sentence.

Problems No.5

"Oh, I have a lesbian friend, you two should definitely hook up!"

Oh, really, well,  I just met a straight guy on the subway who looked totally insane and was peeing on himself, but you're straight, you should meet him! What's that? You don't want to go out with? Because you don't love every straight guy in the universe? Well then.

Problem No.6

"Oh you're a lesbian?  I wish I was one, that would be so much easier."

"Oh really, say that to the millions of lesbians who get throne out of their homes just for coming out, those who get beaten and those who find it hard to find love because only a tiny percentage of the world's population is built up of lesbians. And how is it easier being a lesbian? I mean sure you have more period pads, they're more understanding of periods and when they move in your wardrobe doubles. But being straight is much easier and also remember that when getting a job, some people just won't employ people of the lgbt+ community and I think it really is frustrating that our future hopes are at stake due to our sexuality.

Problem No.7

"I could probably change you."

Saying that you can change me is like me saying Zac Efron can change you. No, you're straight and I'm gay (well technically a lesbian) and nobody can change us, we were born this way.

Problem No.8

"This is my lesbian friend"

Say that one more time and I'll start calling you my straight friend.

Problem No.9

"You don't look like a lesbian."

Soz, I forgot to shower in glitter and rainbows this morning.

Problem No.10

"Who's the 'man' in the relationship."

The whole point in having a lesbian relationship is that you're both girls, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.

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