Life is like a heart beat on a moniter,
With its ups and downs,
It's also like sex,
Except less ejactulation and more frowns,
It leaves you wanting more,
Like getting to first base on the third date,
It also gives you more than you can handle,
Like an anorexic girl with a steak on her plate,
Life is like a box of chocolates,
Shitty and a last minute gift cause fuck you,
Life is like a gangbang with you in the middle,
School,
Work,
Taxes,
The government,
They all wanna fuck you,
Life is like this poem,
Longer than I wanted it to be,
But maybe you'll give me a reason to stick around,
I don't know lets see.
YOU ARE READING
Book Of Bullshit
PoetryJust the standard Book of Bullshit. Spreading fuckery to all you boys and girls who need a bit of shits-and-giggles till someone giggles and shits.
