Biography Of The Bi

Why I was a Weird Kid

Amazingphil did it and l1ve-a-l1ttle did it so Ima do it too!

1) Sour Cream

I put that s**t on everything. Emphasis on EVERYTHING. Including my personal favorites, apple cider donuts and brownies.

2) Irrational fear sickness

I would get so afraid of something and worry about it so much that I would accually get to the point of projectile vomiting everything in my stomach. For a week. I still do this, as a matter of fact...

3) Role Playing!

It wasn't so much the role playing that was weird but the way I roll played with other kids. I would have an entire plotline imagined and act it out on the playground, and if my friends were there, you could bet that they'd be bossed about what to say and do and how to breath in some cases.

4) Commentating...Everything

I still to this day just say exactly what I'm doing and thinking sometimes. Most of the time, it's in incredibly awkward situations, which does nothing but make the situation more awkward than it was before. It also ends up that the more nervous I am, the more I do it.

I also cannot think of a story without somehow ejecting it out of my mind (cause that makes sense, doesn't it?), be it writing it out or verbalizing it. Usually, I mutter it under my breath, and so people would probably think I'm 100% insane. And yes, I've done it in public.

5) Teachers: WRONG!

My dad wanted his daughters to know proper grammar, so to encourage my sister and I to learn, he would pay us a quarter every time we corrected his grammar, exept for when we corrected this one error that isn't taught in schools anymore where he'd pay us $50.

So this went on from when I was about 3 to when I was about 7, because I had started correcting my teachers' grammar in class. And not just quietly, oh no. I would immediately shout out to the class that she (because the only male teacher I had then was the gym teacher) had made a gramatical error and what the correct way of saying it was.

Needless to say, they weren't too happy about that because a little kid was basically telling them how they were doing their jobs wrong.

Now I've learned some control, but I still have a cringe attack every tim I hear a gramatical error from anyone. And there's a lot of gramatical errors in Hell (Kentucky).

So now you have either someone to relate to or blackmail matirial for me as well as my weirdness!

Comment if you want to hear something specific or just relate to any of this!