So my dad and sister were talking in th car, and they somehow got started on the topic of gothic tribes. Of course I, being a weird kid, immediately thought of angsty teens dressed in black and listening to heavy metal.
I told my dad this, and he laughed. He also told me that apparently, the Romans were so desprate to turn them to Christianity that they let the gothic tribes make Jesus their god of war and *ahem* fertility.
Do you know how they depicted him in much of the imagery? Holding a sword with an erected penis.
Yes, Jesus was shown pemanently with a boner for some. For the gothic tribes, no less.
Think about that for a second:
Angsty teens in black listening to heavy metal holding little naked Jesus statues with boners.
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RandomRandom life stuff. Image for cover isn't mine. May have cursing, but most likely not much.
