My Life, My Story

Entry #4

This happened on Janurary 13 and 14th.

So this one kid came up to my friend Carson and like poked him in the stomach and he was acting like his guts were falling out, but the noises he was making sounded like he was going into labor so I asked him, "Carson are you pregnant?"

And he puts his hands in his sweatshirt pocket and pushes them foward to make it look like he was and says, "Yes."

So we were walking toward the door and I go, "Who's the father?"

And his really close friend, Eliot, ran up and wraps an arm around him and was like, "I heard you asked who the father was. It's me."

So KhyLeigh and I freak out. We were like, "Oh my gosh I ship it."

And Kaelin comes up and we were talking about it all and then we came up with a ship name. Celiot. We kept saying it so finally Carson and Eliot asked what we were talking about.

We explained to them what shipping was and why we were saying Celiot. Then Carson and Eliot tried to figure out a different ship name and they were like, "Earson! It's Earson!"

And we're all like, "NO. It's CELIOT."

And we kind of fought over it.

Then during sixth period KhyLeigh and I asked Carson if he had his baby and he says, "Yeah, but I threw it away."

O_o

KhyLeigh and I just kinda were like, "wut." and he was like, "Yeah, it's in a dumpster somewhere."

Yeah.

So I say, "IT'S A DUMPSTER BABY."

And KhyLeigh says, "Babies don't survive in dumpsters, Sydnee."

and I go, "They do if a dumpster hobo saves them."

"Let's not think about a dumpster hobo taking care of Carson and Eliots baby." (KhyLeigh)

So I ask Carson how Eliot felt about him throwing away his baby and Carson goes, "It was just mush so he doesn't care."

Yeah.

Then today KhyLeigh and I were talking about how they wanted their ship name to be Earson and KhyLeigh's like, "It sounds like an STD."

And later that day I told Carson about it and he says, "How do you think the baby was made?"

xD HAHAHAHA.

I still laugh.

So yeah, basically, my guy friend gets pregnant and their bromance ship name sounds like an STD.

And people say me and my friends are boring.