1. your mama is so skinny that she uses a Q-tip for tissue
2. Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does. 3. Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live. 4. Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts. 5.Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!" 6.Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam. 7. Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica. 8. Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit 9. Yo mama is so fat that the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream truck. 10. Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose. 11. Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. 12. Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up. 13. Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway. 14. Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops. 15. Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise. 16. Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World. 17. Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad. 18. Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!
17. Yo mama so fat and black she sat on walmart and the prices lowered.
18.Yo mama so fat she walked outside and caused a solar eclipse.
19. Yo mama so skinny she uses dental floss for blindfolds.
