Narrator: long ago, seven legendary gods of power were sealed away in magical instruments awaiting the day their chosen heirs found them. these gods are known as, the band gods.
Theme music from ben ten original plays
Chorus:(singing)it started when a magical guitar did what it did, it made itself part of his soul with secrets that it hid, now he's got awesome powers hes no ordinary dude hes kion, kion, so if you see him you will be in for a big surprise, he's gonna kick your but and help you meet your own demise, he's gonna find the band gods no matter the shape or size he's kion, kion, all of the power in his guitar, and we all know that it's so bizarre, he'll never stop till he finds the band gods, cause he's the baddest dude to ever kill the boss, band gods, band gods, band gods.
Narrator: previously on pride land adventures, realizing that kiara's gone too far with her power as queendom, kion decides to confront his sister. after a heated argument between brother and sister vitani captures kiara and take her dark energy using it for dark kion's power. thankfully though, kion was able to save kiara, and peace returned once again. will this lead to more amazing events in the future? lets find out.
(Dragon ball z ost theme plays and the title screen says I.Q of three hundred twenty)
Scene cuts to kovu sitting on the couch in the living room when dogo comes over their in a monster suit
Dogo: raaaaar, i'm the poop monster kovu I eat poop, give me ya but.
Kovu: dogo, no, i'm busy.
Dogo: but I'm the poop monster kovu.
Kovu: and, what exactly does that have to do with me?
Dogo: well, if i'm the poop monster, than i need poop to restore my energy.
Kovu: what? dogo, even if you did, poop cant literally come out of someones but that easily. you have to wait for nature to take its course to let that happen.
Dogo: wait, what?
Dogo imagines nature raping him and then kovu pops his imagination cloud
Kovu: no dogo. its not like that.
Dogo: well what does it mean then?
Kovu: um, well, that's for when you're older. now go away, i'm busy.
Dogo: with what?
Just then dogo senses someone coming and yips three times
Dogo: someone randoms coming. make them find me.
Kovu rolls his eyes as dogo hides inside the couch
Kovu: idiot.
Kiara jumps on the couch
Kiara: hey kovu. whatya doing?
Kovu: oh hey kiara. just studying life cycles.
Kiara: wow kovu, you just know like so much.
Kovu: i try.
Kiara notices dogo in the couch cushions
Kiara: kovu, what the heck is he doing?
Kovu:(sighs)he's hiding. and he wants you to find him.
Kiara: oh he does does he?
Dogo: she cant find me kovu.
Kiara: oh wow. i wonder where he is.
Kovu: heh, yeah I wonder too.
Kiara: hmm. wherever could dogo be?
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Pride land adventures
Adventurelong ago, seven legendary gods of power were sealed away in magical instruments awaiting the day their chosen heirs found them. these gods are known as, the band gods. one thousand years later, the band gods discover their leader. a young lion cub...
