GAME 2 - Who's Gonna CPR Alice?

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Due to Alice gluttoness~ She was about to die becoz of the stupid clown gave her paint as MEAT. What will happen? Alice is dying!!!!

Alice: -dying...-

Sayuri: If you survive, I'll cook a meat for you in Britanian's month!

Break: Sayuri! There's another job for nurse in an emergency like this! Tyr mouth to mouth if there is no other way to!

Sayuri: -blushes- C-CPR! THAT DEPENDS ON WHO THE HELL IS THE PATIENT IS!

Break: it's Alice…

Sayuri: What! – runs to ER-

Break: FAST! TIME IS TICKING!

Sayuri: AHH! KAMI-SAMA! – uses a thingy that has protons to make a person wake up- CLEAR!

Break: that thing… is a bit dangerous… ^ ^""

Sayuri: AS LONG AS MY MOUTH IS STILL CLEAN IT'S NOT! – uses it again- CLEAR! WAK UP OR THE MEAT WONT BE COOK BY ME! ALONG WITH AN EVERY DESSERTS YOU WANT FOR A MONTH JUST WAKE UP! CLEAR!

Break: Ok! WAKE UP! YOUR JACK IS HERE! *holds up the poster*

Sayuri: This is the last shot if she won't wake up –gulps- she's dead… -fully charge the device- I wish Oz and Jack was here…1 2 3… CLEAR!

Break: WAKE UUUUUUUP!

Sayuri: -Does the sign of the cross- may you find peace with were you will be going to the land of meat…

Break: -Holds a candle for condolence- …..

Sayuri: -Signs and snap's out- I'M NEVER GOING TO BE A DOCTOR OR A NURSE! – cries -

Suiginto: I will be an animator!

Sayuri: My fate lies in high school for the arts!

Alice: -Pulse coming from the monitor- ….

Sayuri: Are….Nanda sore…? – looks at the monitor-

Break: WE HAVE A PULSE! *cardiac message*

Sayuri: I never heard a cardiac message before…but hey, I'm a nurse! – sits down-

Break: ... how can you never have heard of it….it's what you use to try reviving a person ... the first thing to do, before mouth-to mouth could be necessary and before you use a defibrilator. you have to know that for first aid and stuff.

Sayuri: 12 years old just going to be a high school student!

Break: Okay then it's ok… ^ ^

Sayuri: So... Is she going to be alright already?

Break: I guess so... but it's still risky….you should do mouth-to mouth, to fill her lungs with fresh air since she hasn't breathed in a while

Sayuri: YOU DO IT!

Break: I'm not sure about that...

Sayuri: WHY NOT?

Break: I'm just pretty sure it would be better if you did that…

Sayuri: WHY ME?

Break: Because...just because….

Sayuri: BECAUSE I'M A GIRL OR IS IT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO IT SINCE SHE'S A GIRL?

Break: Hmm, i guess both, I don't want to get raged at if she wakes up then, you know?

Sayuri: You owe me big time! - closes door-

Jack: -Walks in on the commotion- umm hello?

Break: OH HI! *giggles*

 Sayuri:Opens door- Jack! Can you please do the CPR for Alice?

Jack: C-CPR? - looks shocked-

Break: Yep Otherwise, SHELL DIE! Well, Sayuri could do it too, actually.

Jack: -Raises an eyebrow- Break what did you do to Alice?

Sayuri: BUT BREAK CAN ALSO DO IT!

Jack: -Looks at both of you- what happened to Alice?

Sayuri: She ate a picture and fainted...

Jack: -Laughs and shakes head- she ate a picture so she needs CPR... hmmm well if it is needed i guess...

Sayuri: HAI~ hai~! Arigato~! –throw's Jack into the room- Take your time!

Jack: -Stumbles when thrown in the room sweat drops- take my time? What do you mean by that?

Sayuri: UH…. Nothing! –smiles-

Jack: Ummm ok? –stands by Alice-

Break: QUICK!

Jack: -Gets closer to alice- this is ackward but i will do it for Alice's safety if you say she is dying...

Break: Remember to fill her lungs with air…..i will check if it is working *listens to the heartbeat with stetoscope* and have fun *rins*

Sayuri: -Recording in a CCTV- Bwahahahahahahah! *evil laugh*

Jack: -Leans down to do the CPR-

Break: ... Maybe you should do it aaaalready, before she, you know, dies..

Jack: -CPR moves- ok i did the CPR...

Sayuri: Okay~ Being a nurse is finally over! -goes back to casual clothing-

Jack: -Walks out and stands by you guys- so she ate a picture?Never knew she would do that...

Break: Well i drew pictures of meat… Never thought she would eat them though...

Change's back into normal clothing and puts the doctor clothes into a bag*

Jack: Ah well its' your fault… please don't paint meat pictures unless you get edible paint in Michaels…

Break: ok then… I'll go get edible paint ^ ^ actually I made the whole room of meat pictures *goes inside the carriage*

Sayuri: Finally the specific address –runs and stops- and by Michaels where is that? –looks around-

Jack: Umm ok –stands there and watching-

Break: what is it? Is it impressed?

Jack: No I just want to watch… -slime slightly-

Sayuri: HUH? =_=

Jack: Michaels is a craft store it's well I will go get it I have one near to me –walks out the carriage-

Break: OK LATERS!

NOW THE CO. GET GO AN EDIBLE PAINT SO ALICE CAN EAT IT XD NAH JOKES WAIT FOR NEXT CHAPIE! XD

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