Due to Alice gluttoness~ She was about to die becoz of the stupid clown gave her paint as MEAT. What will happen? Alice is dying!!!!
Alice: -dying...-
Sayuri: If you survive, I'll cook a meat for you in Britanian's month!
Break: Sayuri! There's another job for nurse in an emergency like this! Tyr mouth to mouth if there is no other way to!
Sayuri: -blushes- C-CPR! THAT DEPENDS ON WHO THE HELL IS THE PATIENT IS!
Break: it's Alice…
Sayuri: What! – runs to ER-
Break: FAST! TIME IS TICKING!
Sayuri: AHH! KAMI-SAMA! – uses a thingy that has protons to make a person wake up- CLEAR!
Break: that thing… is a bit dangerous… ^ ^""
Sayuri: AS LONG AS MY MOUTH IS STILL CLEAN IT'S NOT! – uses it again- CLEAR! WAK UP OR THE MEAT WONT BE COOK BY ME! ALONG WITH AN EVERY DESSERTS YOU WANT FOR A MONTH JUST WAKE UP! CLEAR!
Break: Ok! WAKE UP! YOUR JACK IS HERE! *holds up the poster*
Sayuri: This is the last shot if she won't wake up –gulps- she's dead… -fully charge the device- I wish Oz and Jack was here…1 2 3… CLEAR!
Break: WAKE UUUUUUUP!
Sayuri: -Does the sign of the cross- may you find peace with were you will be going to the land of meat…
Break: -Holds a candle for condolence- …..
Sayuri: -Signs and snap's out- I'M NEVER GOING TO BE A DOCTOR OR A NURSE! – cries -
Suiginto: I will be an animator!
Sayuri: My fate lies in high school for the arts!
Alice: -Pulse coming from the monitor- ….
Sayuri: Are….Nanda sore…? – looks at the monitor-
Break: WE HAVE A PULSE! *cardiac message*
Sayuri: I never heard a cardiac message before…but hey, I'm a nurse! – sits down-
Break: ... how can you never have heard of it….it's what you use to try reviving a person ... the first thing to do, before mouth-to mouth could be necessary and before you use a defibrilator. you have to know that for first aid and stuff.
Sayuri: 12 years old just going to be a high school student!
Break: Okay then it's ok… ^ ^
Sayuri: So... Is she going to be alright already?
Break: I guess so... but it's still risky….you should do mouth-to mouth, to fill her lungs with fresh air since she hasn't breathed in a while
Sayuri: YOU DO IT!
Break: I'm not sure about that...
Sayuri: WHY NOT?
Break: I'm just pretty sure it would be better if you did that…
Sayuri: WHY ME?
Break: Because...just because….
Sayuri: BECAUSE I'M A GIRL OR IS IT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO IT SINCE SHE'S A GIRL?
Break: Hmm, i guess both, I don't want to get raged at if she wakes up then, you know?
Sayuri: You owe me big time! - closes door-
Jack: -Walks in on the commotion- umm hello?
Break: OH HI! *giggles*
Sayuri:Opens door- Jack! Can you please do the CPR for Alice?
Jack: C-CPR? - looks shocked-
Break: Yep Otherwise, SHELL DIE! Well, Sayuri could do it too, actually.
Jack: -Raises an eyebrow- Break what did you do to Alice?
Sayuri: BUT BREAK CAN ALSO DO IT!
Jack: -Looks at both of you- what happened to Alice?
Sayuri: She ate a picture and fainted...
Jack: -Laughs and shakes head- she ate a picture so she needs CPR... hmmm well if it is needed i guess...
Sayuri: HAI~ hai~! Arigato~! –throw's Jack into the room- Take your time!
Jack: -Stumbles when thrown in the room sweat drops- take my time? What do you mean by that?
Sayuri: UH…. Nothing! –smiles-
Jack: Ummm ok? –stands by Alice-
Break: QUICK!
Jack: -Gets closer to alice- this is ackward but i will do it for Alice's safety if you say she is dying...
Break: Remember to fill her lungs with air…..i will check if it is working *listens to the heartbeat with stetoscope* and have fun *rins*
Sayuri: -Recording in a CCTV- Bwahahahahahahah! *evil laugh*
Jack: -Leans down to do the CPR-
Break: ... Maybe you should do it aaaalready, before she, you know, dies..
Jack: -CPR moves- ok i did the CPR...
Sayuri: Okay~ Being a nurse is finally over! -goes back to casual clothing-
Jack: -Walks out and stands by you guys- so she ate a picture?Never knew she would do that...
Break: Well i drew pictures of meat… Never thought she would eat them though...
Change's back into normal clothing and puts the doctor clothes into a bag*
Jack: Ah well its' your fault… please don't paint meat pictures unless you get edible paint in Michaels…
Break: ok then… I'll go get edible paint ^ ^ actually I made the whole room of meat pictures *goes inside the carriage*
Sayuri: Finally the specific address –runs and stops- and by Michaels where is that? –looks around-
Jack: Umm ok –stands there and watching-
Break: what is it? Is it impressed?
Jack: No I just want to watch… -slime slightly-
Sayuri: HUH? =_=
Jack: Michaels is a craft store it's well I will go get it I have one near to me –walks out the carriage-
Break: OK LATERS!
NOW THE CO. GET GO AN EDIBLE PAINT SO ALICE CAN EAT IT XD NAH JOKES WAIT FOR NEXT CHAPIE! XD
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