Ask/Dare AU Sans' «Questions Open»

"Theres No Way in Hell I'm Doing This!"

*A magic piece of paper is drifting into Sammy's hand*

Blue: ooo! What's that thing?

*Blue walks over to Sammy, and looks over their shoulder**Sammy reads the paper**

Sammy: Well! *She say really loudly, startling Fell and Classic* We have our first Dare, and it's for you Fell!

Sammy: And you're soooo not going to like it!

*Fell turns to Sammy and glares at her*

Fell: I f'n knew that I would have to do some weird shit that I don't want!

*Sammy put her hands up in defense*

Sammy: Don't look at me! Blue's the one that wanted to do this, I'm just "helping" with the questions.

*Fell is giving Sammy a death glare, not breaking contact*

... 

Fell: Fucking fine! *looks away from me and crosses his arms* What's the damn dare?

*Sammy clears her throat and continues talking, but is happy that she won the staring contest between Fell*

*KJkat323 pops in out of no where* 

*Classic Sans spits out his ketchup he was previously drinking, seeing the random person*

Classic: What th- Who are you? What the hell, you just appeared out of no where *Has a sudden shocked looked on his face* wait can you... teleport?!

*The AU's stare directly at KJkat323, either curious, annoyed, or excited*

KJkat323: Uhh, I wish I could, but no... I was just sle-

Fell: Okay, whatever. Now what's your dare?

Sammy: sorry KJkat323, he's being more dickish then normal. But go ahead and tell your dare to Fell, I'm sure he will love it *smirks*

KJkat323: Umm fell I dare you too
...

Sleep like a kitty on blues lap, idk

*Fell's cheeks start growing noticeable red*

Fell: Oh you little- *He was cut of by his own footsteps, walking towards KJkat323, looking very red, and pissed at the same time*

*KJkat323 suddenly disappeared, at the sound of my snapping fingers**Fell stops in his tracks**

Blue: *Put his hands over his mouth* Oh! where did they go? Are they going to be okay?

*Fell rolled his eye once more*

Fell: Oh shut it you Marshmellow!

Sammy: -sigh- No, I just returned them to whatever they where doing, they're fine Blue, I swear. *Sammy then claps her hands and smile* Now! Let the dare start!

*Fell looked over at me with is face still slightly red, but with a unbelieved look on his face*

Fell: You actually think I'm just going to walk over there and voluntarily sit on his lap??!

Sammy: Nope, that's why I've been practicing

Classic: ...Practicing what?

*Out of no where, Fell gets picked and lifted of the ground*

Fell: Oh you GOT to be kidding me! Theres no way in hell I'm doing this!

Sammy: Looks like you don't have a choice! I'm the author and I'm the one that writes what happens *looks at the reader and winks* Now Blue, Sit criss crossed and don't move

Blue: Oh, okay weird author girl! *He sits down with a grin and moves his legs so they're woven together*

Sammy: Good. Now Fell, *Fell grunts at Sammy* I'm going to put you down and you're going to sit on his lap, okay?

Classic: Heh, you're getting told by a human chick, Fell. This is hilarious.

*Sammy placed Fell back on the ground and he stood there, his cheeks red once again**Sammy then walked over to Classic and sat down next to him. Sammy snapped her fingers and a bag of popcorn appeared*

Fell: Whatever, I'll just do it and get it over with! *Fell ends the sentence off with a huff and starts to walk over to Blue. Blue is still quite happy, guess he really doesn't know what's going to happen soon*

Sammy: Also Fell, you may want to be careful on how you sit on Blu- *Before Sammy could finish, Fell Sat on Blue the worst way possible, and Fell knew what he just did. He did it on purpose*

Classic: Holy Shi- *He spat out his ketchup covered popcorn and started to die from laughter. Sammy just sat there, shocked, not knowing what to do*

*The best thing was Blue's face. It was the brightest Blue I've ever seen. His eyes grew wider every second fell was on top of him*

Classic: I defiantly don't think that's how a cat would sit on his lap. *Classic got quiet for a moment and whispered something in Sammy's ear* Well maybe some Cats do.

*Everything went crazy once Classic said that. Sammy fell backwards from laughter. Classic was practically choking on the leftover popcorn. Fell slowly got up from Blue and walked towards Sammy and classic.*

Fell: You okay there Blue?

*Blue looked up at Fell, To Classic, and then to Sammy and practically bolted out of the room, his face bright blue,  saying something like*

Blue: UH- THATWASNICEFELLBUTTITHINKISHOULDGONOW

Classic: You had that *Deep breath* planned the whole *quick breath* TIME WE DIDN'T YOU *Starts to laughs again*

Sammy: That was the best thing I've seen in YEARS! *Wipes away a tear*

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If you don't get the cat joke... then good.
You're still pure

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