#1- Doesn't being Republican mean you hate yourself?
#2 - You've heard about the Trump Tapes, right?
#3 - All conservatives are old, white males.
#4 - How can you be a woman who doesn't want Hillary to be President?
#5 - But you don't look conservative!
#6 All conservatives are evil, woman-hating... not you, of course!
#7 I didn't know you guys existed! For real, I mean.
#8 Republicans are evil, corrupt, egomaniacs.
#9 OMG, Bernie's speech literally made me cry, it was so good!
#10 - You're conservative? I thought I was the only one!