I walk into a conference room surrounded by idiots...England and France are at each other's throats Germany is trying to run the dang thing...every thing Is a mess, so I decided to sit by Germany. Once my butt touches the cold chair I lightly tap Germany and say, " It's okay! Just calm down and talk to me...forget everyone else in the room...just talk to me!" I say calmly, he slowly sits back down and we just talk about wurst and German things the whole time...
I finally went home to come to my beautiful mess of a house so I decide it's a fine time to clean the damn place so I clean
TIME SKIP~
"Hush she'll hear us!"
" Of course! if you idiots would stop talking it would help a lot!"
" Ve~ I want some passssta!"
" Italy shut up right now!"
" All you wankers just shut up!"
" That come from the one who only drinks tea!"
" SHUT UP!"
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY PEACE PRIZE!"
" Someone here is actually smart!"
" I will claim [Names] vital regions!"
" OHOHNOHNOHNOHNOHN!"
I hear strange noises so I open my closet to see the whole world fall out of there....and I mean it quite literally... so I yell "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! WHY WHERE YOU IN MY CLOSET?!"
All of them don't even flinch and say "SUPIRZE HAPPY BIRTH DAY [NAMEEEEEE~]" I almost fall over and think, how the hell they knew my birthday! They gave me a cake and everything but things don't seem as lively as they should...Then it hits me America isn't here so I ask Germany, and he says that America left for special business.
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FanfictionDisclaimer! I do not own Hetalia or any of its characters. I've now rebooted this book and I'll be taking requests as of (6/13/17)
