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Ever feel high? no? try it I am Rick, I smoke weed 9x a week, My dad is gay and my mom is lesbian I was in the bathroom taking a shower, but the water is running slower, and suddenly........ AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!! OHHHHHH GET REKT!!!9@*-&#...

Blue

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by Cray-z_Person

And there, Harambe was shot poor harambe
-My blood..
Is blue?? How is that even possible?
And suddenly, a derp is singing

-*Yo listen up! Here's a story*
-derp, stfu
-*About a little guy that lives in a blue world*
-Derp shut up
-*And all day all night and everything he sees is just blue*
-DERP GTFO!!!! GTFO!!!!
-*like him inside and outside*
-Derp I swear I'm gonna kill my self
-*Blue his house with a blue little window*
-How do you have friends?
-*And a blue corvette*
-fuck you derp.... fuck you
-*And everything is blue for him and hisself*
-Derp sucks ass
-*And everybody around Coz he ain't got nobody to listen*
-DERP, Sto-*I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE...*
-I'm gonna go fuck myself
*Da ba dee da ba die*

Then The people threw money at derp because he has TALENT

And samantha asked derp but derp was high

-Derp? Are you single

-I'm kissing a spoon you fkin retard, Yeah yeah yeah spongebob is my uncle!

-Derp are you insulting me? ;-;

-FUCK YEAH!

-well then....

-then what penguin face?

- Dad!! A guy is insulting mee!

And derp didn't realize this moment... that he's fucked up

Holy shit It's john Cena!!

Oh wait wait wait.... how did we get to this conversation?

And the moment when harambe died... people cried.. and sad....
But one day a guy named David, shouted to the camera ^ DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE ^ and people forgot that they have 1 inch...