THE GAY CHRONICLES PART 1

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Key: SSGS = some straight guy stuff
SGGS = some gay guy stuff

A wild gay appears. A following of rainbows trail behind the gay as it walks. Its steps are free and Gay. As the gay walks by its gayness spreads to the things around it. Things start to turn Rainbow. The gay sings annoyingly in its high, gay voice, it hugs things. The gay stops. The gay gays out and dances to his favorite song "gay". The gay walks by and sees people doing SSGS. He dances, prances, bows politely and makes the people stop doing SSGS and has them start doing SGGS. The new gays become interested as they are doing the some gay guy Stuff. As the original gay, whom we now know as Daniel goes by, the other gays follow. Daniel stops to eat at his favorite restaurant "the rainbow restaurant". he then stops for desert at "gay cafe". the places are crowded as the town has become very Gay. The town is now named "gaysiesville". The gay notices his friends are ignoring him meaning he is annoying so he stops gaying Out. GAYKATIE returns, yet the gay is worried as to why GAYALLY and GAYMAYA arent here. The gay walks, Confuzled. A wild GAYALLY Appears. Daniel the gay sniffs Around. A wild straight starts to attack the Gay. Just as the gay fears his lifey is ending a miracle happens. Rainbow  Boy comes to they rescue. "I AM RAINBOW BOY. THE ALPHA GAY. HERE'S TO SAVING THE GAY DAY. BACK OFF STRAIGHTS. THE MILLENIALS ARE THE GAYEST GENERATION YET AND THEY WILL WIN. GAYZAH". a wild GAYMAYA appears, confuzled as to why a superhero named "rainbow boy" is there. Daniel the gay explains everything to GAYMAYA. She understands. Rainbow boy says "I have more gays to save now. It has been fun being gay with you. GAY OUT!". And just like that hes gone. GAYMAYA
, GAYKATIE, GAYALLY, and Daniel the gay are Happy. Thus concluding the gay chronicles.

THE GAY CHRONICLES

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