THE GAY CHRONICLES

THE GAY CHRONICLES PART 4: The Group

       It is a regular day in Gaysiesville. Daniel the Gay is prancing through town. Behind him, a loop of Thomas Sanders' "I'm gay" song plays in the background.
       Then. Daniel spots it. A young teenage girl skipping by. As Daniel spots her she says "HELLO! I am Meghan! But you can call me BISHREXUAL"
       "Hi bishrexual! I am Daniel The Gay!"
       And then 6 other people came. They introduced themselves as Allison 1: the precious one, Allison 2: the pansexual one, Jack, Lexi, Julie, and Connor. Allison 1 and Allison 2 were a couple. Lexi was bisexual and so was Jack. Julie was ace, and Connor was ace as well.
      And then a rush of cold air. An exceptionally fabulous person walked in with a confident yet courteous air. This was the totally awesome non-binary. Devin Letterman. They moved with a swagger which would have been ridiculous, had they not been sooo fabulous. And though it is the middle of the chapter, they walked right into town. Their glitter and rainbows flying, their handsome perfumed head held high. And they looked right at the group...
       "Mais charmante!" Devin said
        They group stood in awe.
       "Heysies! My name is Devin. I'm very fabulous and very not-straight."
       "Awesome!" Said Allison 1
       "Indeed. But I have come to warn and to help. Someone evil is coming along. His name is Soulless Straight Boy. His voice is an almost monotone. He had odd short hair, a fuzzstache, and has no soul. It isn't that he is straight that I mind. It is that he comes in plans to make Gaysiesville soulless and straight".
       "Oh no!! We mustn't let this happen!" Said Bishrexual.
      Imagine Devin's entrance, but the opposite, and multiply it by 3. That is what the group experienced in this moment. The Soulless Striaght Boy entered.
       "Hey guysss!" He said in a voice sounding like a failed attempt at enthusiasm.
       "Wait... I thought you were supposed to be like a jerk..." said Julie
       "Eh. I mean I'm straight and have no soul but like I'm not rude or anything. I actually kind of wanted to join the group. I know I'm straight but like.. I'm not a homophobe or anything."
       The group decided to let the Boy have a one week trial, and as long as he wasn't discriminating against anyone they'd let him stay
       "Yaaaaay." Said the boy in the same voice as earlier. "Oh by the way my name is Eric" said the boy.

*spongebob voice* 1 week later

The group had decided to keep Eric in the group. They spent plenty of time in the Gay Cafe. They would drink coffee like in Friends. The group sat by the window in which they'd often wave through.

Gay End