His Butler,Crippled

Some Dank Proluge

Sebastian opened the doors to the dining room where Ciel had been sitting waiting for his dinner."Finally,I have been waiting ever so long,"Ciel remarked."I'm dearly sorry, master,"Sebastian bowed before Ciel."Don't do it again, got it?"Ciel snarled."Yes,master,now if you'll excuse me,I have some business to take care of,"Sebastian walked away,thinking to himself,when out of no where he slipped and fell on his back."BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!"Ciel burst out laughing uncontrollably.Claude jumped out from under the table,"HAHAHA! Michaelis, I got you!"He fell on the floor,laughing."I can't feel my legs,"Sebastian thought to himself."Wait,Sebastian!!!!",Ciel jumped out from his chair at the far side of the dining table and ran to Sebastian."Sebastian,What's wrong ?"Ciel slapped Sebastian's face,"Wake up! We had a deal! Sebastian!!"Ciel was welled up in tears by now and was starting to cry."Finally, now that I have you, Alois will stop being a cry baby and grow up,"Claude picked Ciel up by the back of his shirt collar."Let me down!",Ciel was kicking his legs around attempting to kick Claude."Put me down Claude!! Don't test me!!",Ciel repeatedly tried to slap Claude and eventually he flicked his glasses off."No one can save you now Ciel,The power of Dank memes and Spiders have crippled him, he can no longer stand,"Claude smirked, and somehow, his glasses were back on his face?"Gaahhh!!Put!!Me!! Down!!!"Ciel kicked Claude in the stomach, he then fell over and let go of Ciel's shirt collar.Ciel hit the ground and then placed his hand on Sebastian's hair,"Get up, you cripple,"Ciel demanded."I'm afraid I cannot,Master Ciel,"Sebastian said. "I DEMAND you to get up THIS VERY INSTANT SEBASTIAN!"Ciel flicked Sebastian on the top of his head."Yes, my lord,"Sebastian used his upper body strength to roll onto his back and dragged himself across the floor."This is just pitiful,"Claude had his head in his hand."Shut up!"Ciel kicked Claude in the shin."Filthy Brat!"Claude uppercut Ciel sending him slightly into the air.Ciel didn't say a thing,all that happened was he spat out a bit of blood."I don't know what Alois sees in you,"Claude shook his head shamefully."You shush,I'm beautiful , who WOULDNT love me?"Ciel remarked."Narcissist,"Claude replied."Shut up about my master,"Sebastian took his demon form."Shi-"Claudes mouth was covered by Sebastian's gloved hands."Do not say such profanity in front of the young lord,"Sebastian said distastefully."Back off!"Claude bit Sebastian's finger."Shush be quiter,I'm texting here,"Ciel rolled his eyes."And who might you be texting?My lord,"Sebastian inquired."Alois,"Ciel Sighed."What the heck,mmmm boi,like tf oml, I cant- "Claude started malfunctioning psychologically."Calm down Claude,He just invited me over for a play date,"Ciel shrugged blowing his hair out of his face."My lord, I would not go there ,He did send Claude to kidnap you,"Ciel looked Sebastian in the eyes,"Sebastian,I command you to KILL Claude,"Ciel resumed texting Alois."Y-Yes master,"Sebastian struggled even to move his feathered wings at this point,Claude was not going to die easily , memes resurrected him once and they will again.

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