You: When are we spring cleaning? We've been putting it off for... forever.
Yoongi: Tomorrow.
You: You said that... yesterday. And the day before, and the day before that. And the week before that.
Yoongi: And we will. Tomorrow.
You: Forget about it. I asked the kids to do it as their service experience. You lazy ass. Thank the lord for me.
Yoongi: You know me so well. Thank you, lord, for giving me this wonderful person as the mother of my children.
You: Min Yoongi. 🙄
Yoongi: I'll see you home tonight.
You: Since you're not the one cleaning, I get to choose what we're throwing away.
Yoongi: No! No, no, no! Jagi, you know I love you the most.
You: Yeah, I do. But some of those Kumamons have to go.
Yoongi: No, not the Kumamons! Y/N-ah, I'll do anything!
You: No.
Yoongi: Please?
You: Nope.
Yoongi: Fine. But we're not cuddling today.
You: Okay.
Yoongi: No, jagi! I want to sleep together tonight! You're supposed to say that you're gonna let me keep my Kumamons. Never mind! We're still sleeping on the bed together today.
You: As I expected.
Yoongi: You're so mean, Y/N. Imma go to the studio now. And write a song about how my wife bullies me. Maybe let Taehyung rap it for Cypher Pt. 5.
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