Leafy: HM.. Im hungryPyrocynical: eat Dick
Leafy: HM... But im not gay
Pyrocynical: then... Suck my dick
Leafy: ok
Pyrocynical: wyezmjz
Pyrocynical: cum to my place
Leafy: where is it?
Pyrocynical: don't
stalk me, I will
hit you with a
mine craft
knockback swordPyrocynical: its in ***^***
Leafy: oh.
Leafy: wait
Leafy: W
Leafy: I'm confused
Pyrocynical: ???
Leafy: is that u?
Pyrocynical: the picture?
Leafy: ya
Pyrocynical: ye itz
ya no boiii PyrocraftsLeafy: FUCK asked,
stop with
the mine craft punsPyrocynical: ur mean,
your soul is as dark as obsidianLeafy: 😍 OK let us FUCK EACHOTHER IN THE
ASS YA SEXY FISHPyrocynical: I'll be tossing fish. IN DAAT ASSSS
Leafy: ya
Leafy: now that I know where you live I SHALL COME TOMMOROW
Pyrocynical: what if it's the wrong address?
Leafy: Idc
Pyrocynical: ( ̄ω ̄)
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