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The Hat Fic

One day, Phil was talking to Dan and he was like "Hey Dan, I want a pet." and so Dan was like "Dude we live in an apartment. Where are we going to keep a pet?" (excuse me if that is not correct. Im not part of the Phandom.) So then Phil goes to the mall and goes and gets a hamster. He comes home with it later and Dans like "What did I tell you Phil? We don't have room for pets." He says as he fixed his Llama hat. "Well. I just really wanted to have an animal in the house." Phil said while petting the black and white hamster. "Fine. But where are you going to keep it? You didn't get a house thing for it." Phil thinks for a second and hands the hamster to Dan and runs outside grabbing nature* shit for the hamster and then running back inside and takes Dans hat off and throws the nature shit in there then sets the hamster in the hat as well. "there. Its got a temporary home." Phil said smiling "That's my fuckin hat Phil." Dan said. "Okay whatever. I get my hat back when you get a home for it." Phil agreed and they raised the hamster and Phil developed an obsession for hamsters so he would bring one home every month and then take care of each and everyone.

The end.

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*One question. Where tf do hamsters live before they go in pet stores???

Also I read the original hat fic and I feel bad for the hamsters. All of them.