"Phan"fiction (DanIsNotOnFire x TheAmazingPhil fanfiction) #JustWriteIt

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Dan's P.O.V

I woke up to the sound of a voice that said 

"Wakie wakie Dan."

"Dan?"

"Dan"

"Dan!"

"Dan!"

"DAN!!!!!!!!!"

"ARRRGHHH!!!!!!"

I fell out of bed, and when I regained my conscious, Phil was doubled over, laughing.

"Phil, stop laughing please."

"Ok!Ok! *breathe* *sighs* wow Dan!I never knew that you could make me almost DIE of laughter!"

"Yeah right, Phil!"

But when I looked closer at Phil, he had a video camera in his hand.

"PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh, yeah, I forgot.Say hi to the viewers!!!"

I narrowed my eyes and said a "hello" to the camera, then walked downtairs.I grabbed some Cocoa Puffs (I'm CUCKOO for Cocoa Puffs!!), a bowl, and some milk.Then I walked to the living room and sat down.I pulled out my phone, saying that Phil has uploaded."Ugggghhhh."I groaned.I watched the video and a wave of shock and embarrassment swept over me."Oh.My.God." I said. "Phil!!!!!!!!!" I yelled."Mmm yes?" He replied. "What.Is.This?" I asked, handing him the phone. "That's a video." He said "What kind of a video?" I asked. "Uhhhhhh...... smut?" he grinned. "Really Phil.No... well maybe.But why did you do that to meeeeee?????" I groaned. "'Cause I can!" Phil stomped his foot. "Phil, please, don't!" I said."Then accept this video!!!!!" he wailed in a baby voice. "Ok OK!!" I yelled. "And can I have some Ice-Cream???" he said, still talking in a baby voice. "*sigh* It's in the freezer." I said. "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!" he cried, running towards the freezer.I thought "Why did Phil just ask me to get ice-cream from his freezer?" I shrugged it off and got up to rinse my bowl.

Phil's P.O.V

I ran to the freezer to get my ice-cream."Me and my childish ways!" I muttered.I grabbed the whole tub of ice cream and ran to the living room, laughing all the way. "Phil!Get a spoon!!" Dan yelled. "NO!!!!!!!!" I yelled back, eating the ice-cream with my hands.Dan walked in, then yelled "PHILGETAGODDAMNSPOONNOWORELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

"NOIWONTDOITCAUSEICANUSEMYFRIGGINGHANDSDANGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled back.

"PHILGETASPOONORIWILLTAKETHATICECREAMAWAY!!!" He replied.

"PLZDONTILLGETASPOONBUTPLZLETMEEATTHISICECREAMWITHMYHANDSJUSTONCEPLZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I cried.

"FINEBUTGETASPOONAFTERYOUDOTHAT."He replied.

"YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" I screamed.Then Dan walked in, holding a spoon."Please be careful." he said. "I will!!!" I exclaimed. "K then," he said.Then he walked off, laughing.Then, when I knew that he was gone, I threw down the spoon and ate with my hands.It was cold, but it was worth it, even though that it felt like someone was watching me.

Dan's P.O.V

I held a camera as I watched the wild TheAmazingPhil (LOL) eat ice-cream with his hands, his face messy with melted ice-cream on his shirt and hands.I laughed at the image, but at the same time, that same feeling that when "I have that crush on Phil" crept over me.I ignored that feeling and held up the camera."That'll teach Phil for recording me sleeping and posted it on Youtube, that bastard," I muttered.Then when Phil turned around, I moved very quickly before Phil caught me.Then I moved closer, humming the "Jaws" theme song. 

"Dun Dun"

"Dun Dun"

"Dun Dun Dun DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!" I sang.

"MMRFFH!!!!!!!!!!!!" he mumbled.

"GOT YA, YOU STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled.

"DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed.

"Well, Youtube, gotta run!!!Bye!!!!!!!!!" I said before I put the camera down and ran from Phil.But there was one thing though.He.Was.Freaking.Fast.Before I ran upstairs, Phil tackled me and yelled "DAN GET RID OF THAT VIDEO OR ELSE!!!!!!!!"

"Phil, this is payback for recording me this morning!!!" I exclaimed.

"Well then, there is one thing that will probably change your mind."

"What's that?" I asked.

"THIS!!!!!!!!!" he exclaimed before tickling me to death.

"PHILHAHAHAHAPLZSTOPHAHAHAHAHAPLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed.

"THEN DELETE THAT VIDEO!!!!" he yelled.

"OK!!!!!!" Then he let go of me and I grabbed the recorder and ran upstairs, locking the door behind me before I sat down and uploaded the video real quick.Then I heard footsteps and banging on the door.

"DANGETYOASSOUTHERERIGHTNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I heard Phil yell.

"Why should I do that?" I asked calmly.

"Why did you upload the video then?" he asked.

"Because this is payback, Phil," I said.

"*sigh* Fine then.I understand.But can you unlock the door, please?It's 8:49.

"Wow!Ok then." I said, then unlocked the door for Phil, but was greeted by another tackle.

"WHY!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!" I screamed as Phil tackled me.

"Because!" he replied.

"PLZSTAHP!!!!!!!" I laughed.

"K then." he let go of me, then was greeted by a tackle from me.We stared each other in the eyes as we blushed, then kissed awkwardly. "MRRPH" we yelled as we jumped off and kept apologizing to each other.

"Dude, let's call it for a day, Mmmk?" I asked Phil.

"Mmmk." he said.Then we layed down in bed and fell asleep.

Heyo!!!I has finally uploaded with 3.hope you like it!!!!Boi!!!!

~Wolfie :3