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Dan's P.O.V

I woke up from the floor and wondered "Why am I on the floor?" till I remembered I passed out after me and Phil partied all night.I sat up and I saw Phil sleeping on my chest.I gasped in shock, not wanting to wake him.So I silently moved him off of my chest, and crept silently into the kitchen.I silently cursed because my cereal was gone."God dammit Phil!" I muttered under my breath.After I found a different kind of cereal, I tiptoed into my room.

Phil's P.O.V

I woke up, still groggy from my sleep.When I got up, Dan wasn't there."Where did he go?" I wondered.I walked into the kitchen and grabbed Dan's cereal from my hiding spot.I walked back to the living room and sat down.I grabbed the remote when I heard Dan laughing  really loud.I silently tiptoed upstairs and crept into Dan's room.I saw him watching Steven Universe. "That biatch is watching Steven Universe without meh!!!" I thought.So I sneaked up behind him and yelled out "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LE!!!!!!!!!" Dan jumped out of his chair (like he has millions of times) and screamed.I just started the laugh really hard.

Dan's P.O.V

I saw Phil laughing his ass off and I cursed right in front of him.He just kept laughing.So I pulled his shirt down and dragged him down with me.He shrieked with his girly scream (sorry not sorry deal with it bitch) and then he landed on me.We both looked at each other then.........

CLIFFHANGER BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry that this is short.I have school and I am typing this in Choir.I am a true thug, so deal with it fuckers!!!!!!

~WolfHeart263 >•<

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