Pandas

Oh god...

So if you can tell I'm not a normal person... ya see my profile name? It kinda describes my life. Both sex's twice the pain i'll say. Also don't ask me of I've ever fucked myself... it doesn't work ok?!? Sorry back to the subject anyway... so it turned out that after I moved into my new house this hobo guy lived in the trash can... his name is enerd. The other neighbors are kind weird to but the most surprising out of all of that was that the kid from middle school rord LIVED RIGHT NEXT DOOR! I FLIPPED OUT WHEN I SAW IT WAS HIM. WOULD HE REMBER ME?!?!?! But I forgot that day something very important. I decided my sex in the last year of high school... of course he wouldn't remember me I changed from identifying as a women to a man... and god was it awkward when he came over with his friend tam to greet me. I was sweating the hole time thinking on HOW THE HELL THIS WAS FUCKING POSSIBLE! THIS CUTE FUCK GOT EVEN FUCKING CUTER,I CAN'T LIVE! As you could tell in my mind the thoughts were soaring all over the place and when I say all I mean all. It was probably a pain for him to see me like that so they kinda left in a hurry. His friend though... tam he gave me that smile of "if you do anything you little shit I will rip your face off"... yea... it was kinda weird. Anyway with the trash guy I have no idea what happend but apparently I'm his land lord now... so thats something. The other neighbors were nice too there was mary, ron, and jim who lived in the house a block away and the house next door which housed mett and eden. So yea the reintroduction went great! Granted I probably scared him away but... I guess thats what I get for leaving so soon...