ordinary life

4:awkward guys and asshole girlfriend's

(Smut warning)

Adele's POV
The sound of the front door slamming woke me up and I shot up in bed.
"The fuck?" I said getting out of bed.
I threw on Joshua's shirt and some pajama shorts and tip toed out to the living room.

There was a girl going threw my purse frantically on the couch. I tip toed back to my room and went strait to my closet grabbing my B.F.G
(BIG FUCKING GUN) and going back to the living room.

I pointed the gun at her head and looked threw the scope zooming in on her. "Why the fuck are you in my house?" I spat. She looked at me and screamed and fell off the couch.

Josh came running out in his boxers.
"Whoa, whoa what's going on!" Josh yelled. "This bitch is going threw my purse." I spat. "Your purse!? Who the fuck are you?" She snarled. "I could pull this trigger and paint the wall with your brains, so I suggest you watch your aditude." I sneerd back.

Her eyes grew with fear and it made my insides flame with pleasure. "Are you armed?" I snapped. "No." She responded. "Hold this" I said handing the gun to Josh. "If I say shoot, you better shoot." I stated to Josh walking over to the girl.

"Stand up!" I demanded. She stood up and was about my height. "Turn around!" I demanded. I patted her down and told her to sit on the couch.
"Now tell me one reason why I shouldn't shoot you right now." I asked. "Why don't you tell me why your in my Boyfriends house!" She yelled.

"Boyfriend?" I smirked. "Now why would one of the twins ever want a pice of trailer park trash like you?" I asked. She looked affended. "Hey I'm hotter than you." She stated. I laughed to myself knowing I was 💯 times hotter than her. "You wish." Josh 'Coughed' into his arm.

"I asked you a question, now awnser!" I demanded. "Grayson would never leave me, he loves me." She stated crossing her arms over her chest.

This one goes out to all sides, world wide.

"God I hope he loves you, because frankly he ain't stayin with you for your looks." Josh couldn't contain his laughter anymore so he just went back to my room. "Wow your a bitch, who are you?" She asked.

Let that play ass nigga thumpy be your guide.

"Didn't the twins tell you, I'm there new roommate." I smiled like the evil bitch I am. Her jaw dropped to the floor. "Now why are you here?" I asked. "Because I'm waiting for my boyfriend." The ugly little bitch spat.

As we goin around, play hatin good niggas thrive

"I'll be taking this." I snapped grabbing my purse and going back to my room. I opened and closed the door behind me. Josh was laying on my bed with his hands covering his face. I dropped my purse and ran jumping on top of josh.

And lame mah fuckers can barley survive.

He just laughed. "Whatcha doin?" I asked. "Well I was thinking, but then someone jumped on me!" He smiled.
"What were you thinkin about?" I asked laying my head on his chiseled chest. "Last night." He growled.

Catch me rollin threw the city

Ridin with the top off.

Man my whip so big when you in it,

Fuck around and get lost.

I looked up at him and he was smirking. I smacked his chest and sat up. (I was sitting right on his 'area')
"So you were thinking about this?" I asked with a devilish smirk and lightly grinded on him.