Bungou Stray Dogs - Headcanons #1

dazai

Requested by: XNiaProductionsX

Just a quick reminder that every body is a perfect body 💕
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Headcanons for Dazai who has a s/o that hates her body

• Dazai would probably notice by the small jokes you pull off such as "The only big thing on me is my ego". Also how you look at other females' bodies gives you away

• doesn't quite understand why you hate your body so much. You may not have many curves/are a bit chubby/etc, but even a petite body as well as a chubby body can be attractive to him as long as your character is just right

• just because you don't like your body, doesn't mean Dazai or the others do. He'll ask the ADA what they like about your physical appearance and why. Dazai wants you to know that others might be jealous of your body, too and what could he do better than ask the closest of friends aka the ADA

• when Dazai asks why you're so insecure about your body and you give him your reason (petite, chubby, scarred, etc), he'll make sure to appreciate your very existence. He'll pull out a damn list as to why your body is perfect in his opinion & he will make you feel flustered

• Dazai tells you about this little project about him asking the others what they like about you. Turns out that Yosano likes your legs, Kenji likes your hair, Kunikida likes the color of your eyes, Ranpo likes the strength you have in your arms, and so on

• if you're petite: he'll pull off the "you-can-always-nail-boards" joke. He loves your shocked expression, but lbr you'd laugh too once you calmed down from the shock. But he only pulls off these jokes when you're mentally stable enough

• body worship in the bedroom. Every crook/scar/curve will be kissed and rubbed with his thumb. Dazai takes all the time he has in order to make you feel good and that is by kissing, nipping and suck all over your body. He'll take the sweet time when he reaches sensitive areas and tell you how pretty you are

• to sum it up: Dazai will make sure you're comfortable in your own skin again and still loves you regardless