Kinkiest {Yoonmin}

{9}

Yoongi🛌: I've corrupted him
Yoongi🛌: he's no longer innocent
Yoongi🛌: I've ruined him

Jin🍥: what

Joon🎼: did you guys actually have sex???

Yoongi🛌: no

Jin🍥: oh thank god

Yoongi🛌: but

Jin🍥: oh no

Yoongi🛌: it's like he knows
Yoongi🛌: exactly what's so attractive to me

Jin🍥: which is?

Yoongi🛌: he wears these fucking jeans that make his thighs and ass just 👌🏻
Yoongi🛌: and he's started to wear thick eyeliner and holy shit
Yoongi🛌: his hair is orange now and I've never been more attracted to a tangerine in my life
Yoongi🛌: he has such small hands too oh my fucking god

Joon🎼: I'm sure you didn't corrupt him

Yoongi🛌: I called him a slut over text during class and he asked to go to the bathroom and I'm like 99.9% sure it was because he got a boner

Joon🎼: well fuck

Jin🍥: over text???
Jin🍥: he got turned on just from a text???

Joon🎼: virgin

Yoongi🛌: no
Yoongi🛌: there is no way in hell
Yoongi🛌: that kid
Yoongi🛌: is a virgin

Joon🎼: sure

Jin🍥: literally three months ago I overheard him asking one of his friends if kissing made that "gross sound" he heard on TV in real life

Yoongi🛌: oh my god
Yoongi🛌: then how the fuck does he say all this stuff to me??

Joon🎼: probably his friends honestly
Joon🎼: I've caught them fucking five times in the past month
Joon🎼: probably told him some shit or something idk

Yoongi🛌: I've ruined him

Jin🍥: you should just stop whatever you two are doing
Jin🍥: seriously
Jin🍥: don't you think it's kinda weird?
Jin🍥: you guys didn't talk to each other unless you were assigned to be partners for something
Jin🍥: now you two are way too
Jin🍥: relationship-y?

Joon🎼: kinky

Jin🍥: you two are way too kinky for it to be normal
Jin🍥: it really isn't a good idea to do this with somebody like Jimin
Jin🍥: he's never even had a boyfriend
Jin🍥: like imagine if you guys actually did have sex
Jin🍥: you two would have done that without even being in a relationship

Joon🎼: 50 shades of grey

Jin🍥: not that kind of relationship you lizard
Jin🍥: like boyfriends
Jin🍥: and imagine if he started actually liking you more than just in a sexual way
Jin🍥: what would you do?
Jin🍥: I'm not telling you what to do, Yoongi
Jin🍥: I'm just saying you should be more cautious
Jin🍥: I don't want Jimin hurt just because you're a horny bastard
Jin🍥: just be careful

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Mama Jin protecting his children