"Hay Charlie you wanna go out for the football team with me tomorrow"
"Um what is football"
"Seriously man you were guarded"
"Well I wouldn't say that I've been watching bodies being ripped apart since young"
"Ok then no talking about that"
"Will you teach me"
"Of course"
We walk out to a big field with two blue looking things at each end
"Ok Charlie were gonna get throwing and caching first"
"Ok"
"Ok I'm gonna throw it to you catch it and throw it back exactly like I threw it to you"
He throws it and I catch it and throw it back we do this for an hour now I am really good at this
"Alright Charlie now we are gonna tackle"
"Um what"
"Ok I'm gonna run at you, you run at me and attempt to push me down"
He runs at me and I run at him and I push him down
"Perfect your ready"
We go to his house where Gabe and lucifer are outside Dustan doesn't know lucifer so I will introduce them. I had forgotten we are wearing foot ball uniforms
We walk up and father is staring at me
"Father, Gabe hello"
"Ohhhh man your going back to the formal speaking and that's lucifer"
"Yes, Dustan this is my father"
Dad glances at him and then looks at me "really what are you wearing and what happened to your suit"
"Um lucifer sir that's my fault I told him he is going to be a teenager this week so hes going out for football"
"Whatever son remember you have 5 days left"
"Um left for what"
"I'm sorry boy it is not my place to tell, he will tell you after the week is over"
He disappears
"Man Charlie your dads a dick"
"Ya I know"
"Alright so you wanna watch a movie"
"Sure"
"Which one"
"I have never watched a movie so I don't know"
"Really ok Disney it is um lilo and stich or princess and the frog"
"Lilo and stich"
"Thank god I thought you were gonna pick the girly one"
We watch it and he is asleep when it ends I pick him up bridal style and take him to him bed and then I go outside were Gabe is but I just keep walking
"Charlie where are you going"
"To hell, to check on my kingdom make sure Crowley is fed, cas and dean aren't fucking themselves to death"
"why don't you just zap down there now"
"When I go down there the air around me freezes for like 5 minutes"
"Do you care about my son"
"Yes I do"
"Good because you know what happens when he steps one step in hell"
"Yes instead of his eyes burning blue they will be burning red like mine"
"Ok well just take care of him"
"Yes well there is still hope he will say no"
"He already likes you, I can see it in his eyes"
"Well there's always hope"
"You don't want this to happen, so why are you here"
"I made the promise to my father to show up for a week and try I don't want his going threw what I did"
"Hmm"
"I must go"
With that I zap 10 miles away and then zap to hell
I pop up behind Crowley he is telling them what to do when they see me they freeze
"Crowley what are you doing"
"Nothing Charlie"
"Demons what is he doing"
"He told us you were gone and he was in charge that you weren't coming back"
"Well that's not true, now all of you attend to your lists I gave you, I will deal with him"
"Father is coming to visit Crowley, so I will be telling him to treat you bad like a real dog instead of an assistant. He wont be here till tomorrow for now you will be locked up in your cage and you will not be given Bobby till I get back"
"But Charlie immm sssoorryy"
"Nope and now my name is master go on get in there"
He went in the cage and you took bobby and put him on your bed. And zapped to destiels room. When you get in their there making out
"Um hey like stop"
They stop and look at my
"Dean I have stuff to do" cas goes away
"Hey Charlie can I help you"
"Ya tell me why is getting someone to like you hard"
"Well I don't know it took me and cas like 10 years to like each other or rather admit it"
"Ok why are humans so odd"
"Where did that come from"
"Well Dustan acts like a human and he is showing me many human things that I do not understand them, most of them are rather hard"
"Like what"
"Football he wants me to go out for it"
"Footballs fun"
"Yes but father says I need to focus"
"Your father is stupid and ignorant"
"Oh ya he is coming to watch the kingdom tomorrow till I get back I will instruct him you are here and to not see you"
"Oh god I'm gonna die"
"No your not and what is cas doing"
"Oh ya he finally fell so if he works down here he gets his powers"
"Ok well I must go ill talk to you tomorrow night"
"Bye and hey try to be a teenager it good"
I zap to 1 mile away from him and walk the rest when I get there he is outside ready
"Charlie where were you"
"In hell"
"Doing what"
"Instructing and getting advice"
"Well lets go to school"
"Oh ok"
"Were gonna be late"
"I can zap is there well you could zap yourself but you enjoy being human"
"Ya just zap us there"
We zap about 2 minute walk away. And walk there when we get there girls come to us
"Hello Dustan and your friend" girl number one says
"How may I help you"
"Well are you still gay because your so cute"
"Yes I am lady's"
"This is funny" I but in
"Why is it funny" the second girl says
"He is saying that its funny girls like a gay guy"
"Well you are cute both of you what about you stranger"
"I'm gay too so"
"All the good ones are gay, I need a good straight guy"
"Trust me lady I ain't good"
"Ok come on girls"
We walk into the school and go to class
----time lapse------------------------
Its now 2:55 then we get let out for spring break but me and the lovely Dustan are gonna play football. One minute left
The bell rings. I meet Dustan on the football field with the other players and what I assume is the captain of the team begins talking
"Alright we are only excepting the best the elite so first one in line come on you will throw the ball to me ill throw it back and then you will run towards me"
Me and Dustan are at the end of the line but everyone is not doing so hot and then its my turn
I throw him the ball he catches he throws back I catch it and then I run towards him and knock him down. I'm pretty sure I did better than anyone so far
"Alright you made team, Dustan your up"
Dustan does it perfectly
"Ok only two make it Dustan and the new kid everyone else leave we need to start practice"
They all leave and we start practice first we stretch then we run like 2 miles and then finally we run plays I'm apparently spouse to watch the quarterbacks back. I'm really good at it nothing touches him.
It finally ends at 6 so we go get pizza and get home at 8. My dads there waiting
"Um son you look sweaty and your in that gear again"
"Ya dad I went out for football and I made it"
"Hes the 2nd best on the team" Dustan says
"Now don't exaggerate Dustan"
"Whatever just you got 5 minutes and then were leaving and don't use that hippie language with me"
"Yes father I am sorry"
With that I snap and I'm in a suit
"Lets go father, Dustan ill be back at 8 to go to practice"
"Right bye chuck"
Dad was just about to snap
"Dad we cant hear I set off a cold circle when I fly anywhere"
We have to walk
