Septiplier One Shots

Three Stooges

|+| Felix's house: 9:37 P.M. |+|

Felix couldn't believe it. His plan was working. A bottle of whatever it was Ken gave him and Mark and Jack were on the floor making out like a pair of horny teens.

Felix had secretly known that Mark was madly in love with Jack and decided to set them up. However, things were working out better than expected. He sat there and watched as Mark hovered above Jack and started grinding his hips against the Irish man's.

'' M-Mark...'' Jack muttered through gritted teeth. It was obvious he was trying to keep silent and not long after he pressed a hand over his mouth to hold in a moan. Both of their faces were flushed and Felix could see the now obvious tents in their pants. Jack was looking up at Mark through half lidded eyes, hands scrunching the cloth on his shoulders.

Mark stopped grinding, looking slightly annoyed. Jack whined at the loss of contact . Mark grabbed Jack's wrists and pressed them down above his head then lowered his head to Jack's ear.

''Let me hear you. '' He whispered, his deep tone making his sentence a bit louder than intended. Jack shuddered and clamped his mouth shut, hoping to keep quiet that way. Mark looked even more annoyed now but soon came up with a plan. He leaned down and caught Jack's mouth with his, biting his lower lip to as for entrance. Jack agreed happily.

Mark then ran his hand up Jack's shirt, causing the smaller man to squeak. Mark broke the kiss and started grinding against Jack twice as hard while toying with his chest.

'' Nnnngh.......M-Mar- Ah! '' The green haired man tried to stay silent but failed miserably.

Felix remained in his spot on the floor, eyes locked on the pair still. He could feel himself getting his own problem but didn't want to look away. When will he be able to see this again? Surely they wouldn't fall for the same trick twice. He felt as though if he missed any of it he would miss the most important part.

Jack turned his head to the side as Mark attacked his neck. His eyes widened a bit when he saw Felix's problem and turned back to Mark, whispering in his ear. Both of them got a mischievous grin on their faces and looked Felix's way. The Swedish man slowly scooted back, tring to escape but also trying to avoid any friction to the tent in his pants.

Felix wasn't fast enough. The two halves of a whole idiot were on top of the blonde before he could make it to the doorway. Jack knelt to one side of Felix, sliding his hands up his shirt and toying with him. Mark was on the other side of him, holding him down and palming the blonde through his pants.

Felix groaned and bucked his hips upward before he looked to the side in embarrassment. Jack took the opportunity to go after Pewd's neck, licking up to his jawline and nipping at the sensitive skin. Red marks started to appear in a messy line down the Swedish man's jawline.

Mark grew bored of just toying with the two men in front of him and decided to take action. He slipped his hand down Felix's pants and stroked his member. Felix let out a moan and bucked his hips again. Mark then leaned down and whispered something into Felix's ear. The blonde nodded his head. Mark took his hand out of Felix's pants and the Swedish man flipped Jack onto his back, grinding their hips together.

Jack's moans were muffled as Felix leaned down and smashed their lips together. He copied Mark and slid his hand down Jacks pants, repeating the movements that were used against him a moment before.

Mark knelt behind Jack and put three fingers to Jack's face. He shuddered when Jack stuck his tongue out and licked the pads of his fingers. The green haired man then took the digits into his mouth, running his tongue around them and coating them with saliva. Mark sat there thinking of other things Jack's mouth could do.

Jack released the fingers as Felix got through with Stripping Jack of his clothing. The blonde then began to do the same for himself. He made it obvious who was getting to Jack first. Felix flipped jack over and pushed his head to the ground then moved to the side to let Mark do his work.

Mark straddled Jack and pressed one of his fingers into the Irish man's entrance.

'' Nngh....h-hurts..'' Jack whimpered and tensed his muscles. Mark ran his free hand up and down Jacks side, mumbling sweet nothings into his ear to calm him down.

Just then the door slammed open.

" Felix I- " Marzia stood in the doorway, shocked. Felix looked horrified and dove behind a chair. Mark seemed unphased and just stared at Marzia blankly while Jack's face was flushed red with embarrassment. He tried to hide himself by scooting down a bit further under Mark.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?" Marzia screamed. She walked in swiftly and smacked both Mark and Jack up the back of their heads. She then proceeded to grab Felix by the arm and drag him out the door.

" YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO YOU IGNORANT FUCK!!! " She slammed the door and left the two halves of a whole idiot alone in silence.

Mark looked back down at Jack, planning to continue, but found that the smol bean had fallen asleep. He sighed and carefully redressed jack, setting him on the couch. He had sobered up about 20 minutes ago but couldnt bring himself to stop what he was doing to Jack. He had felt things for Jack before but now his attraction to the green haired youtuber could no longer be denied.

Mark redressed and ran a hand through his hair. He contemplated how to tell his girlfriend he loved Jack. He couldn't and wouldn't stay with someone he didn't love.

Pushing the problem aside for now, Mark climbed onto the couch next to jack and held him close, drifting into a sleep of his own.

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Hello my Sugar Cubes! I hope you enjoyed the one shot. This is my first umm....smut fic so forgive me if it's a bit akward. Also I apologize for any spelling or grammar errors. My phone is being very uncooperative.

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* Mark pops up *
"BUH BYYYYYYE"