Paultryk (Eddsworld)

Chapter 8

(Realizes that there now married and doesn't know what to do, Fudge.... Ummmmm Look I'm an awkward child and I'm gonna skip the wedding, well I'll mention things, but ya...)

Paul's P.O.V

We've been married for a month now, Pat's been counting, and we were the tiniest bit awkward at first, but things went well... Until Tord gets into the situation, he keeps bothering us, saying were actually married, EVEN THOUGH HE WOULD HAVE KNOWN! HE WAS WITH ME WHEN I GOT THE RING!!!!! Not only that, but he was a bit pouty when he wasn't invited, we had good reason really good reason, the top one being he's Tord. So things were  going well till he showed up... Hehe umm... He showed up like he knew all our family was... Cause he did... He literally stalked our family's to know who they were, he then came up to me once Pat left laughing his butt off he quite literally said to me, "I honestly just came for cake"

I felt like smacking him, but I didn't, I would have probably been fired... Maybe? So he introduced himself to our parents, our cousins, siblings, well he already knew Pay, and our aunts/uncles. But my main question is, how did he know where the wedding was?!?!?! He may have helped me, but I never told him the location, but he did figure out where our relatives lived so guess I cant be to surprised.

So he also been bothering us at work and one day he pulled me to the side and asked

"So I have a question, are you and Pat still virgins?" And at that moment I knew my face lit up like a Christmas tree

"W-WHAT!?!" He smirked, trying not to laugh

"You heard me"

"N-NO!"

"You aren't virgins?"

"NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN!!! I said no cause I don't wanna tell you!"

"So your embarrassed to tell me your not a virgin?"

"N-NO! Sir look me and Pat are both virgins, there!!!"

"Oh really? Huh I'm kind of disappointed..."

"W-What why?!?!"

"Hey you know I'm a hentai freak! Now back to work" He walked off, but I noticed his phone sticking out of his pocket and it was on

"You were recording weren't you?"

"What I would never!" He turned towards me and gave me an innocent look, but it soon turned into an evil look, "No actually I would" he pulled out his phone and stopped it from recording, "Look Paul I bet 99.9% of people in this army aren't virgins, so you and Pat stick out, well a few others also, but there not relevant to the topic"

"W-whatever look can you delete that?"

"Nah, but don't worry I wont tell anyone" before I could say anything he ran off and I just stood there shock? Annoyed? I'm not sure anymore. He did finally leave me alone, for like 10 minutes then he came to both me again, "Hey Paul!"

"Don't you have work to do?"

"Yes and no! I do have work to do, but I cant do it till tomorrow"

"Good for you, but I do have work I need to do so how about you go bother someone else?"

"Ok ill bother Patryk!"

"What no he has more work than I do! Look don't bother neither of us"

"But you guys are my best friends"

"More like your only friends"

"No! I have... old friends I'm planning to visit"

"Wait what?" I was surprised he was going to visit his old friends Edd and Matt, he always said Tom wasn't really his friend, "When? Why?"