"Hey Brooke?"
"What?"
"I smell a pervert"
"Who,Sebastian?"
"No I would've said this ages ago if it was him"
"Then who?"
Phoenix glared into the distance of the party
"Claude", she screeched into Brooke's ear as she glared at him.
"What's new?"
"Everything I'm not spending my night with a perverted spider demon"
"So what are you gonna do about it?"
"I don't know yet but I'll think of something I always do",
Phoenix looked around, grell was hugging Sebastian to death, undertaker was sitting back admiring everything, had an ice pack on his head from when Phoenix punched him.
~time skip 3:00am
"AHHHHHHHH GAAAAAA HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!" Phoenix screamed out. Brooke came rushing into the room
"What what what what!!!??" She yelled
"I had a spun out dream that me and you got transported into black butler and we were living with Ciel and sebasturd then we went walking out in the alleys and we found that bitch alucard and I called him a hobo, then you me and alucard pissed Sebastian off for the day and you started taking pictures of him in the shower because he was singing barbie girl, then you snuck out for two hours and got me clothes then we threw a massive party and destroyed ciel's ball all because we showed them 2016-2017 party style and then I punched alucard then I blacked out now I'm back home safe and sound with you", Phoenix said very fast
"Yeah about that", Brooke said rubbing her head
Sebastian appeared from the corner and alucard peered around while waving out to her
Phoenix stared for a moment
"GOD DAMN IT I THOUGHT IT WAS A DREAM!!!!
"Look on the bright si-", Brooke was interrupted
"FUCK MY LIFE FUCK MY LIFE THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT!!!!" Phoenix screamed to the top of her lungs
Brooke hung her head she buried her face into her hands feeling embarrassed, "wow Brooke nice friend", Ciel came up and said sarcastically while emphasising friend.
"Like I said fuck my life and I'm going home... TO THE PORTAL!!", Phoenix shouted while she pointed her finger in the air. She opened the wardrobe where the portal was last and jumped into the wardrobe, only problem was the portal wasn't there so Phoenix smacked her head in the wardrobe.
"Where is it?" She asked slightly glaring at Sebastian
"Why would you assume it was me?", he questioned
"Let's see where to start... You piss me off I hate you, you invade my life back home, you ruined my sex life", Phoenix stated
"Wait you had a sex life?", sebby asked
"Yes", she said bluntly
"The portal will be back where we came here down that alley",Brooke said bluntly as she filed her nails down.
"Before you go could we maybe stay together for one last time together so you can take it home with you?", Sebastian said seductively
Grell jumped into the room, you there he said pointing at Brooke who stared confused "wha?"
"You must be put in red it would look beautiful", he said as he grabbed her arm
"Red may be my favourite colour but that doesn't mean I want full clothed red", she snapped
"GRELL SAVE ME FROM THIS TURD THAT STANDS BEFORE ME!!", Phoenix yelled
Grell grabbed Brooke's arm and ran upstairs
Phoenix smirked as an idea was brewing in her mind
"Yeah let's go somewhere private"
"How about downstairs the living room"
"But you aren't alive"
"Very funny lets go"
Phoenix and Sebastian went into the living room and closed the double doors behind them. "So then fast or slow?" Sebby asked "what?!" Phoenix said "well I thought we could you know", "oh no no no!" Phoenix yelled out "go ahead lets go", Phoenix said while pulling an innocent smile Sebastian turned around and was about to take his clothes off until a plate was smashed over his head. "Ouch! You damn brat!", he shouted. Phoenix then jumped on Sebastian and tackled him to the ground then put him in a head lock "hahaha come on sebitch!!", she screamed. Sebastian was then on his stomach Phoenix jumped on his back and grabbed his arm and twisted it back to front. "GA!", he squirmed. "Your right this is something to remember I will take it to my grave!", Phoenix cheered
With grell~
"No...no...no definitely no. Brooke sat there mentally facepalming. "Gaha stop please stop", said a voice that was coming from downstairs. "What was that it sounded like Sebastian, maybe he and Phoenix are finally bonding", Brooke said to grell. "Oh I agree Phoenix can be how you say unpredictable", grell said as he went through the dresses "that's what I say!", "ahahhaha gaaaaaaaah pleeeeeaaaaaassssseeeee heeeeellllp this child is a menace!!!!!", said the voice " ok I'm gonna go see what happening down there", Brooke said. "Makeup first", grell said sternly.
~with Sebastian
"Gaha help stop I'll leave you alone", Sebastian yelled
Phoenix jumped in the air then came down elbow first on Sebastian's back, a bone crack could be heard
"Ohhh that didn't sound to good", Phoenix said sarcastically
Brooke ran down the stairs and went next to the doors
"You are a dick you know that you even have a small one", Phoenix voice could be heard through the door
"I'll give you your proof", Sebastian said
Brooke backed away slowly from the door
All that could be heard was an unzipping of pants and them falling to the ground, Brooke cupped her hand Over her mouth to prevent her from laughing.
"Oh my god!?", Phoenix shouted
"It's so damn small"
Brooke raced in and stopped on the spot when Sebastian turned to look at her with his pants still down
"Put it away now!! It's a disgrace to humanity! I've seen bigger!!!", Brooke screamed
Your right this is something to remember Phoenix thought.....
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The anime realm
FanficPhoenix and Brooke, 2 best friends that find a portal to the anime world black butler. There lives change as they are faced with peculiar events in this realm, with all there might they try to escape. Faced with many obstacles in their way, even wh...
