-We fast forward to when the Prince arrives at the tower.-
In the olden days, he would have:
Prince: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!
-no reply-
Prince: God dang it, she can't hear me.
-walks away-
Now, now, little Prince, what would you do if it was modern days?
-Prince arrives and steps out of his limo. He stuffs a couple twenty dollar bills into the driver's vest pocket and shooes him away.-
Prince: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!
-no reply-
Prince: God dang it, she can't hear me.
-walks away-
Prince: turns around. Wait! This is modern day! I have an iPhone...6+!!! Reaches into his pocket. Aw, only brought my 6s. Anyways...
Prince turns on phone. Uses thumbprint to unlock phone. Goes into his text messages.
Prince: Aha! Rapunzel...........tik, tik, tik tik tik, tik, tik"................ Rapunzel...........rapunzel...........let......dog.......NO, NOT DOG! I DONT LIKE AUTOCORRECT!!!! Okay, let...........down...........your.........head. NONONONONO!!!! NOT HEAD, HAIR! Okay...........your........hair. Sends.
Rapunzel POV:
Receives text.
R: huh, let down your hair. From, Your Prince.
...
Should I...? Or should I just order a jet? Hmmmmmm... well I just brushed my hair. Oh, yeah, I should stop the stopwatch I put........
Stops stopwatch.
What?!?! This is my longest yet. 4 hours and 18 minutes? I thought I had it under 4 hours and 15 minutes! Dang...
Prince POV:
P: Where are your long golden locks, Rapunzel? And why do you torture me, making me wait to climb up that tall, stone brick tower that behold a a lovely princess in it? And who is the lovely princess?
Ooh! I should ask Siri.
P: Siri, who is the lovely princess that awaits me in this lovely tower?
SIRI: Princess Rapunzel
P: OMG the princess is Rapunzel!!
OMG I had no idea!!!
Anyhow... starts blabbering to himself and asking SIRI random questions
Rapunzel POV:
R: on phone. ........yes, arriving at...........yes, that'll be great.
Call ends. Okay, phew. And it should be arriving right...
A jet swooshes in. It lands right near the Prince, who at that moment receives a text from Rapunzel saying, get in and pick me up. He obeys the orders, and after 10 minutes, he and Rapunzel are both gone.
The end.
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Modernized Rapunzel
Short StoryRapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair! Wait...how can she hear him from all the way up there? Invest in this story and you will see, there's more to fairy tales than you can see.
