As you know I'm not a girly girl but I do like my lipsticks/lip balm. Also I like shopping. I don't cover myself in makeup tho. This is just stuff I got on a haul. Most things in this book will probably be made up/real hacks and memes.
The stuff on the top row I choose and on the others, well that's from a blind bag
Here's a list of what I got
1. Nail rock.its a nail varnish with glitter
2. Bacon bacon lip balm. It's ment to smell of bacon but it smells of dog food #flavoringfail
3. Popcorn flavour stick perfume. Smells edible is just perfume. Is my fravorite thing
4. Clear lip gloss. I got this for going on top of lipstick. But the applicator is massive. Whhhy Claire's
5. Rose ring. I'm a hippie. I like this
6. Bobbles. I own like 100 of these already why
7. Flower grip. I'm not 5 I don't need this. Stupid blind bag. But it's cute and i own it now
8. Effiel tower earrings. Too girly. No thanks
9. Heart earrings. Even worst *puts head in pit*
10. Golden necklace. Claire's is for humans not dogs this is uggggly.
I'm saying this for NO reason.
Me:oh cool Olaf backpack! It's in the sale. It's babyish but would look good with docks and on walks.
*walks to buy it*
Lady at till: sorry this ain't in the sale
Me:*my thoughts* BUT IT WOULD LOOK SO GOOD WITH MY DOCKS. FOR GOODNESS SAKE IM A HIPPIE I WOULD ROCK THAT LOOK.
*sigh*
I would love that too
I mean who wouldn't, right?i
Wow. I have no life this was ment to be a haul
This book is about my makeup/beauty fails though.....
People should read this for the LOL moments
-peace out👌🏻
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The worst beauty tips probably ever
HumorMy tips I'm not a beauty genius This will Be makeup and other beauty products And hauls Updated when I want Probably gonna have makeup memes I'm nota girly girl this is just fun I'm actually tomboy/hipster This book might as well be a joke But this...
