Chapter 1
Sara's P.O.V
"You make me feel like i'm living A teenage dream the way you turn me on I can't breathe let's runaway and don't ever look back don't ever look back."I sang hopping all over the place.
"Shut the fuck up!!" My horrible old, ugly step-dad said from outside my door.
"NO!!' I love fighting with him and I always win.
"Little fucking bicth!" He yelled already angry with me.
I heard heavy footsteps coming up the stairs and stopping outside my door.
KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK
"Yes?" I asked in A polite tone.
"Let me have your radio now!"
"Okay!" I said through the door. I went to pick up my blue radio but first I took out the CD and put it on my desk. I walked to my door and opened it.There standing was my step-dad with brown hair,bald spot,brown eyes,white pale skintone and some horrible clothing.
"Here."I streched out my arm and gave him my radio.
He snacthed it out of my hand and walked away mumbling something about weirdos.
"Fucking ass."I murmured to myself.
I made my way to my own bathroom,locked the door and stripped out of my clothing,turned on the shower and got in. Half hour later I wrapped a towel around my body after doing my girly stuff and walked to my closet and stood in front of all my clothes.
I put on some bright green neon skinny jeans that fit me perfect,a white shirt that says'ADVENTURE TIME!' in black writing, black and white converses. I grabbed my bookbag from the floor and went downstair.
When i got there I instantly looked at the table and saw a piece of toasted bread. I walked over to it and stuffed it in my mouth.Yum!
I walked outside to wait for my ride.So i'm standing there waiting outside for my bestfriend.I see him ,well his car around the corner.I took out my IPhone and put my headphones on ,dropped my bookbag and laid on the grass flipped over so the grass is in my face.I started listening to some rock/metal/screamo music and turned the volume high.After A few second of waiting Drake's car pulled up ..well im guessing.Seconds past and i feel someone poke my head then back then my butt!
I turned the volume lower and started hearing what Drake was saying.
"OMG!! Sara!!!" OK so he is gay so what?Deal with it.
I fllipped over and looked at him.
"Hi."I said getting up.
"What do mean 'hi' tell me what you where doing just a few seconds ago."He asked curiously.
"I was planking .... duhh!!"
A/N(If you don't know what's planking then search it up on youtube and watch the videos)
"ARE YOU FUGDING ME??!!?!"He Yelled
"Yes,yes I am" I bit down on my lip hard to keep me from laughing.
"Whatever let's go to school,we are going to be late" He started walking towards his car and getting in.
"Ok."I mumbled to nobody.I walked over and went to sit in the passangers seat and turned the radio on.
"Baby baby baby o-"
I cut the radio off and A awkward silence came up.
"A crack baby was born!!!" I yelled.
Drake and I burst out laughing.
"It's true!....that's how my cousin was born!" He laughed even more now.
"Yowh mewah nisjd?"he said something but i don't understand since he is laughing to much and I didn't even notice we were already parked outside of the school.By the looks of it i think we are late.
"What?"I said.
He stopped laughing and said "You mean Zack?"
"Yes, he's such a weirdo!"
"Ok I think we should go inside now."He said opening his door and getting out.
"Alright."I get my book bag sling it over my shoulder.Drake is walking on the lawn and I walk on the sidewalk.
That's when he trips on A rock.
"Dumb ass."I murmured to myself.
"I heard that!!!" He says still laying on the grass.
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I know it sounds boring now but it will be better in the next chapter. VERY FUNNY!....maybe
{melanie}
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My life as Sara
HumorJoin Sara and her bestfriend ,Drake on A crazy adventure surviving highschool,crazy bicthes, and her family. And something i'm not supposed to tell you