As requested by WhatYouAreHereFor. Thanks!
Jim: How the hell...? *picks up the drumsticks* What am I supposed to do with these?! Ooh! Beer!
Ray: Jonesy plays keyboards. Thank God.
Robby: *hits John with the bow*
John: *threatens to hit Robby with the mic*
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If the Doors Were...
RandomI'm going to hell for this. I got the idea from @MissMaccaSunshine and her "If the Beatles Were..." book so credits for the idea go to her.