Jim: Aha, so I'm John. I mean, we both wrote poetry. Good poetry that no one appreciates!
Ray: I don't think I really fit as Paul... I'm not that sassy... Am I?
Robby: So I'm George now... Okay... I guess that works...
John: Why am I Ringo?! Just because we both drum, doesn't mean--
Jim: I think it's because you quit so much. Or leave.
John: ...Ringo only did it once... Besides, Jimbo is IMPOSSIBLE to work with!
Jim: You're not helping your case, man.
John: ...Fine. I'm Ringo.
Robby: You're way sassier than Paul is, Ray. Don't deny it.
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If the Doors Were...
AcakI'm going to hell for this. I got the idea from @MissMaccaSunshine and her "If the Beatles Were..." book so credits for the idea go to her.
