Aries: I don't wanna go. Leave me alone you bitch!!!!! *starts crying*
Taurus: No... I'm not going to get up... my fucking stomach hurts to much... please go away
Gemini: * goes out to a party and gets preggos so their period won't happen* not really the thingy fix it but okay.
Cancer: *goes out and buys 6 days worth of food and 20 movies* I'm not going to school today
Leo: *goes through the pain for a day and then gives up. She will most likely close herself off sometimes so she won't scream and then when it's too bad* YOU UNGRATEFUL SON OF A BITCH! I HAVE TRIED TO BE NICE AND ALL YOU HAVE DONE HAS MADE ME SO FUCKING IRRITATED THAT I WANNA KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
Virgo: Just leave me alone for 5 days 10 hours and 12 minutes so I won't hurt you. That will be really great, NOW LEAVE BITCH! Libra: It's late, wait no it's not, maybe *checks calender* nope right on time.
Scorpio: *runs off for five to six days and then comes back happy as fuck*
Sagittarius: *will scream at anyone or anything depending on how mad she is* 10 Capricorn: buys twelve packs of alive and ibuprofen so she won't blow up
Aquarius:* is sadly the last to get her period and her mom never tells her about what it is* I finally peed ketchup. Mom I peed ketchup!!
Mom: Damn it. Wait what the fuck.
Pisces: spends week at Cancers house
