You know how ,very long ago, there lived these animals we nowadays call 'dinosaurs'? Yes? Good. Because I will be telling you about a not-dinosaur animal, so cross them off the list.
Where I will be telling you about is the very magical,
Horse like,
With wings,
Absolutely amazing,
drumroll...Jellyfish.
The interesting thing about a jellyfish is that they're brainless and heartless and technically don't have any organs you can see without close observation.
They're made out of water for about 90% or something and in the basics a underwater floating sack of water.
The jellyfish reproduces so fast that they might take over the ocean some day!
But this day, when there's not a jellyfish apocalypse yet, we're talking about a specific jellyfish. A jellyfish that kills you with a single touch.
His name is Tom.
Tom the jellyfish.
He is a very smart jellyfish (even though he has no brain) and everyone loves him. The one thing that he struggles with is that one of his tentacles is shorter than the others but you know, nobody ain't that perfect.
So he's all floatin around and accedently touches a fish.
And suddenly Tom screams:
AVDAVDAVDAV KAVDAVDAVRA!
Every other jellyfish looks around to him because that is a bad thing to say and everyone gets mad because he gets so evil, cuts off his non-existing nose, and goes all cray CRAŸON. So then there's another fish.
Avadav karadav!
And then there's a shark.
Avadak arada!
And then there's a surfer on a board.
Avada karadav!
And the there's a boy with a shovel.
Avada kadavra!
But! The shovel pushes back the tentacle and it backfires! The tentacle hits the jellyfish! So it dies.
The boy was happy he wasn't killed but accidentally had cut a bolt shaped cut on his forehead with the shovel(??)The End!
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The PIne Tree
RandomA little book of shorts stories. This book holds the stories: -The pine tree -Moldefish -Bertha the chocolate cow -A walk down the street -Transfer