The PIne Tree

Bertha the chocolate cow

Once upon a time there was a chocolate cow, it was not the milka cow. Just a chocolate cow. Milka was her worst enemy.
The chocolate cow started melting because of global warming and the hot hot sun.
She pooped chocolate bars and peed chocolate milk. Nobody wanted to eat it because of the gross smell it had. Poor chocolate cow Bertha, she was very sad.
Then one day she walked to the river with a random blizzard behind her. But she couldn't swim, she dropped to the bottom of the lake and COULD BREATHE! Because oxygen formed from her chocolate. She swam, suddenly able to.
She met jellyfish Henry, Henry was bad jellyfish wizard. But he fell in love with Bertha. They kissed, they made out and Bertha swam away. The blizzard hugged Bertha. Bertha likes blizzards so they become friends. The blizzard killed milka! But Henry thought that they were lovers and not friends so Henry casts a spell on the blizzard and turns him into a cat. "Meow" the blizzard cat says. But Bertha was allergic to cats and hated them! Henry likes cats. Then a dog came and chased the cat! Henry had fallen in love with blizzard cat so henry threw the dog I the abyss. The dog lived happily ever after underground. But Henry didn't, he was madly in love with blizzard cat, so he suicides!
"I'm Henry, and I live in hell now! I like it here. But blizzard cat isn't here and I'm sad now." So he died in hell and was reborn. He was a chocolate cat now. "I can live with blizzard now! But, will he love me?" But blizzard is all like, "I DONT REMEMBER YOU!" He walks to blizzard and Bertha in the ground. They were dead. So he respawns blizzard.
"RESPAWN ACTIVATED!"
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BOOM
Blizzard was respawned.
Henry kissed blizzard, they kissed deeply and had MARITAH as their wedding meal. And they lived happily ever after.
BUT, MARITHA RESPAWNS!
And backstabs everyone in their sleep. MARITHA went on a adventure to Albert Huílin. And fed vampires with garlic candy. They liked it. All the vampires were named Edwarcob. But then there was a jellyfish apocalypse, but MARITHA can swim now so she played she was a jellyfish and everyone fell in love with her.
Avada kadavra!
MARITAH killed by Tom.
Then tom died because of the shovel.

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