A couple of days ago, in a place known as "The Barbarian lands" there was a man named OrangeBigToe. This is his story. On February 9th 2020 a man walked into a Walmart and purchased a camera, later that day he took a photo of himself with the camera, BUT he forgot to turn the flash off. After blinding himself with the bright light he was rushed to the hospital by his roommate (who is not important) on arrival he was placed into the intensive care unit, after he was there for about three days he was told to leave like he was for the last two days. Once OrangeBigToe decided he would leave he saw a strange orange pill in the side of his hospital bed, he ate it and got a weird feeling that made him feel empowered. So he jumped out of his fifth story rooms window and fell to the ground. When he hit the concrete ground he was covered in not only glass and blood, but the blood of an elderly woman he landed on. "I guess I hit rock bottom now" OrangeBigToe said to himself. "actually it's concrete you dick biscuit." Said a strange man. OrangeBigToe after hearing this got a boost in adrenaline from his strange pill which caused him to heal all his injuries and gave him abilities no other living being had ever had before. He had super strength, flight, and elasticity. So the first thing he did was fly to his house and kick his roommate in the dick for stealing his Kung fu panda 2 DVD.
That's it for chapter one. I'm sorry.
