Person: What do you try to always avoid?
Me: You, because whenever I try to walk away from you, you always pop up behind my back.
Person: What? Hahaha, you're joking!
Me: Dude. I'm literally a 10-meter radius from you. I want to avoid you. You smell like skunk, you think like a donkey, and you are so gullible that if I told you the word 'gullible' wasn't in the dictionary you'd say no, but never search it up, and always have stupid second thoughts about it. So please, try to avoid talking to me too, and leave me alone.
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Randomit's all in the title 🔥 edit: i made this when i was like 9 but tbh it still holds up im not gonna lie
