My UNICORN

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MAJESTIClmao I totally looked at pictures from narwhals for the horn

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MAJESTIC
lmao I totally looked at pictures from narwhals for the horn. I'm so lame 😂.
So this unicorn is a GUY and he is fucking amazing don't judge him. He shoots rainbow lasers from his amazing unicorn horn. He also farts rainbows to get to places because how else would he? He eats tacos and flowers. Only daisies tho.

His name is Stan Pickle Poptart Jr. and he's pretty cool if I do say so myself. Have any questions about him, comment....how else would you ask...?

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