Deflowering (Boy×Boy)【♂♂】

I Don't Hate Mondays (1)

After what happened yesterday I was really ready to go to school and that is exactly why I woke up before my alarm-not that it ever helps cause the one who usually wakes me up is my mom. She uses gruesome techniques to do so too such as ... Snatch my blanket off leaving me cold ... Or...or... Pinching me .... Pulling my ears, slapping my cheeks and the most IRRITATING one is the sprinkling of water droplets . Yeah she does that !!!

And believe me that is infinity times more irritating than dumping a whole bucket !!! Also, why she does not do that is because that will only increase her work as she would have to change the sheets and put all of the things up to dry . Yup, she is lazy like that too .

Anyway, I love her cause she is awesome .

Now, just as i was standing up from the bed to go to the bathroom there was a bang against my door very loudly implying my devil mother's wonderful presence . Of course she was not aware that her sturdy , immensely handsome son is awake on his own . Now she will know that her son has become an adult and doesn't need his mother to feed him with a spoon .

" Mickey!! WAKE UP !!!! WAKE UP !!!!!!!!! -

" Shut up !! Stop yelling !!! I am awake !! "

" .. Oh .. What !? How the hell Did that happen !? In these 17 years of you leeching off me you never failed to make me seem like a lunatic every morning as i screamed my lungs off at you to wake you up ! So how could you ...... Oh. I get it . I know why you are up so early . " She said as she approached me with those dark dark eyes with murder blaring in them .

" Why am i up so early ? " I asked curious and a bit scared .

Do not judge . I found you knew her you would how my very life depended on her answer .

" You bastard ! How dare you make a fool of your mother ! You must have been awake the whole night doing drugs or going out partying or to a love hotel with your girlfriend !! Jesus !! Tell me you used a condom !! Well if you did not then tell me her address and give me her number . I will talk to her parents and arrange a shotgun wedding as soon as possible . God !!! How will i tell your father !!! You unfilial child !! Why God !? Why did I ever give birth to such a monster !? Why !? " She ended her theatricals with crocodile or much better devil tears .

I would be lying if I said this was something new because this happened every time i did something out of line or anytime she felt like exhibiting her too dramatic acting skills . Last week she said i was doing drugs when i locked my bedroom door for at most 5 minutes to change my clothes once with the door locked . But I should have guessed my dillusional mother would connect it to me having drugs . What happened after that was still not that shocking for me . 

In short i had my mother sleeping in my room till yesterday and that too-- just because my dad got whiny and needy and begged my mother to leave her son alone and sleep with the guy she married . My mother agreed only after he promised her to never invite our neighbours Mr and Mrs Vincent to lunch ever again .

Well, i am with mom for that because for some reason i felt all pukey - pukey with Mrs Vincent and I had a really plausible reason for it too .

Those two horndogs never left each other's  face ! They even effin'' shared their food ..... through their MOUTH!!!

Ew! Ugh...I don't feel good ....

Anyway....Coming back to the present where my mom is still screeching off at the entrance of room exhibitioning to rather no one ( since i have my eyes tightly shut -- it's a necessity if you want to survive ! ) her horribly sickening acting de-skills .

There is nothing that can be done for my mother . Believe me we HAVE tried . She is a lost cause .

I went to the bathroom after bickering with my deaf mother .

I brushed my teeth , flossed and wiped myself clean . I did my deed and flushed the shit down the dreen(i.e drain - it's for pure rhyming purposes - please ignore and read ahead )

Half and hour later i was ready and descending the stairs towards my breakfast- Yayyyy!!!! FOOD!!

WHO LET THE FOOD OUT ?? FOOD! FOOD-FOOD-FOOD !

Alas, there was no food that awaited me . I raided the deserted kitchen but found no food except a note .  I threw it in the dust bin . There was no need for it to taunt me and tempt me to eat it . I will not accept such a degrading defeat .

After a while i noticed my parents were not home and there was only 10 left before i got late for school .

I had no choice .

I had to leave with an empty stomach that let out growls that scared kids and adults alike as i ran all the way to school .

I was huffing and puffing by the time i reached school and i still had two minutes left . I laughed like a whale ( since i was still catching my breath ) and entered the school along with my fellow schoolmates who shared the same fate as me .

" What the fuuucck..... "

The sight that awaited me ...... Was one that I will never forget .

There were posters with my student ID face on it - hung EVERYWHERE !

When I read what was written below my blood ran cold .

Anyone who sees him bring him to the teacher's lounge .

The one who will bring him first will be the exclusive winner of a year worth of Victoria Secret's latest lingerie collection.

Lastly , for those pursuing him -

He is mine so keep your hands off him and if I even find a tiny scratch on him - YOU ARE DEAD .

- Student body president

  Tyler

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Cliffy!!!!

Nah! The next part of chapter 2 is coming .......😉😋( I know I am dirt!)

P.s - can you tell me who is he ?
(In the picture)

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