"Look what I found!" Screamed Kryptos, holding out a box. Pyronica looked confused and 8 ball raised an eyebrow. "What hideous thing have you got your paws on now?" Teeth asked sarcastically. All of Bill'd other weird friends were on the dance floor. "It's a mortal game!" Kryptos explained enthusiastically. "What's it called?" Asked 8 ball. Kryptos narrowed his eye. "Jigsaw!" He shouted at last.
"Sounds fun! There's not a saw involved is there?" Asked Pyronica. "There probably is given the title." Said Teeth. Bill sat on his throne of human agony and looked over at the golden statue of Ford. Bill stared at him dreamily. "My prized possession." He murmured and picked him up. He stroked Ford's cheek with his huge thumb. He was very drunk. "HEY BOSS GET OVER HERE!" Yelled keyhole who had come to join them. Bill put down Ford and drifted over. Kryptos shook the box and let the things inside to fall out. "I don't see anything logical." Said Teeth.
"Yeah it looks like a load of junk." Agreed Kryptos. "Hey look! Instructions!" Bill said and took hold of the little piece of paper. "Wow the mortals need to work on their handwriting." Said Bill, holding the paper upside down. "Give me that." Snapped Pyronica and they began to read what to do."Hey maybe Fordsy will help us work this one out!" Said Bill and grabbed Ford. The gold melted away and colour returned to Ford and he gasped. He looked around to see Kryptos, Bill, 8 ball, Pyronica, Teeth and Keyhole staring at him. "Help us play this mortal game!" Shouted Bill.
"W-wha-" Ford stammered and look around, disoriented. "Your the kid, have a pyramid!" Bill said and clicked his fingers and Ford had a martini in his hand. "He's drunk." Explained Kryptos.A little while later the puzzle was laid out on the floor. Bill looked at the jigsaw, confused. "Come on you can do it!" Shouted Pyronica. Little beads of sweat trickled down Bill's triangular body. "Come on!" Kryptos prompted.
"Difficulty level- t-to advanced!" Bill stammered. "Ageing process- b-by fifty years per second.." Bill said and began to noticeably grow older. "Come on dude you can do it!" Shouted Teeth. "Eh?" Bill said. "GO BILL GO! GO BILL GO! GO BILL GO!" They all chanted at the tops of their voices. "What's wrong now?" Asked Ford, exasperated.
"Bill was just trying to figure out where the last piece of this puzzle goes." Explained Kryptos. "IT'S THE LAST PIECE OF THE PUZZLE! THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE IT CAN GO! RIGHT HERE!" Screamed Ford.
"Who's the green guy?" Asked Bill. Kryptos gasped. "Thats cheating!" He said. "ITS A JIGSAW PUZZLE! YOU CAN'T CHEAT!" Yelled Ford.
"Never mind, we'll just start over." He replied and mixed it all up again. Ford's eyelid flickered. "I can't go on with this. Bill, can I go explore the fearamid?" Asked Ford, looking for a way out. "Sure buddy." Bill replied giddily, back to his usual young self. Ford took his chance and fled. "I'm dying." Kryptos said, totally out of the blue. "Is it nice?" Asked Bill. "It's like a dream." He replied. "I want to dream." Said Bill.
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The tip of the pyramid
FanfictionJust a stupid sketch I couldn't get out of my head. (When sb meats gf)