Evan: "If you were my wife, I'd poison your coffee."
Me: "If you were my husband, I'd drink it."
So Evan is my best friends older brother and i HATE HATE HATE him.And Ivan (Best frind) does too.He is the bigest dick ever.Before i had a Women and a Man saying this but then it actualy hapend in real life so i put me and Evan there XD
