Phil🙈: oh god
Dan👦:what have we done!!
Phil🙈: I blame you dan!
Dan👦: ME!?
Dan👦: you were the one that chose that strong ass liquor
Phil🙈: I didn't know it was strong!
Phil🙈: poor jack
Markimoo🐄: what did you do to my jakaboy!?
Pewds👊: yeah what happened?
Pewds👊: wait where's wade
Markimoo🐄: who cares, what did you do to jack
Phil🙈: wemayhaveplayedadrinking gamewithjacksonowheisdrunkI'm sorrydon'thurtme!!!
Dan👦:'we may have played a drinking game with jack so now he is drunk I'm sorry don't hurt me'
Dan👦:I am a Phil breakdown translator!
Pewds👊: get your Phil translator to day for only 56,348 dollars plus taxes
Markimoo🐄: who cares!!! Where is jack!!!
Dan👦: next to me drunk and horny
Phil🙈: get away from him Dan!
Pewds👊: someone is jealous
Dan👦: oh god
Markimoo🐄: what
Phil🙈: he got a hold of the phone!
Jakaboy🍀: hey gigst
Jakaboy🍀: giys
Jakaboy🍀: gays
Pewds👊: not far from the truth
Dan👦: fuck me
Jakaboy🍀: yok can fucj me?
Markimoo🐄: what!!!!
Phil🙈: what!!!!
Dan👦:...... 0//////0
Pewds👊: I think you wanted to put an exclamation mark not a question mark,jack
Phil🙈: SORRY but Dan can only fuck me!!! (BTW I don't know if anyone believes in bottom Phil ,only top Phil)
Pewds👊: oh shit!
Markimoo🐄: Dan I swear to god if you fuck my smol green bean I will fucking murder you!!!
Jakaboy🍀: can yoi fucl me?
Markimoo🐄: I thought you would never ask
Pewds👊: although I would love to see the ship sail you can't go on and fuck jack he lives across the fucking world!
Markimoo🐄:what do you mean?
Pewds👊: you live in America right
Markimoo🐄: yes?
Pewds👊: well jack lives in the fucking UK
Dan👦: I thought the UK and Ireland were different
Phil🙈: I dont know
Markimoo🐄: so jack lives in Ireland
Phil🙈: yeah why do you think I called him a potato
Markimoo🐄: wow
Pewds👊: how is jack holding on
Dan👦: I have no idea
Markimoo🐄: what!!!!!!
Pewds👊: weren't you supposed to be with him!
Phil🙈: don't worry he is with me
Jakaboy🍀: hbdhdnnsgvjdjoabd
Jakaboy🍀: hjsnhebsheklsvhsnenshsb
Jakaboy🍀: ywbaonsfanwonshelosbm
Markimoo🐄:what is happening?!
Phil🙈: I'm trying to take the phone of him
Jakaboy🍀: nuuuuuuuu hshshjsbxgiq
Phil🙈: got any last words
Dan👦: what are you doing are you gonna murder him or something
Jakaboy🍀: love ypu merk
Markimoo🐄: love you too jack!
Pewds👊: Titanic!!
Phil🙈: I took the phone off him
Phil🙈: and now he passed out
Phil🙈:oh crap
YOU ARE READING
Nudes? || septiplier || -DISCONTINUED-
FanfictionJack gets a message from someone who wants some nudes. May in include nudes if I find some on the internet.(not guaranteed) Mature just in case my brain wants to bring my dirty mind to the story cover by me (that's why its shitty) ...
