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Dan👦: I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY!

Dan👦: IM FUCKING SOBBING!!!

Phil🙈: You wouldn't dare!!

Dan👦: oh but I do...

Dan👦: first of all where are the others

Pewds👊: im on a date with cry

Markimoo🐄: im pewds wing man

Markimoo🐄: aka the third wheel

Jackaboy🍀:im at a starbucks with one of Bryce's friends called Craig

Jackaboy🍀: he is such a white girl

Pewds👊: anyways what are you gonna tell us

Dan👦: weeell

Phil🙈: don't you dare!

Dan👦: I was going up to Phil's room to confront him about eating my cereal

Dan👦: when I go in his room I see him on top of his bed trying twerk

Markimoo🐄: wow phil

Phil🙈: stop pls

Dan👦: and then he SAW ME, SCREAMED,FELL OFF THE BED AND BROUGHT DOWN ALL OF THE STUFF ON HIS DRESSER!!

Pewds👊: OMG!! Hahahaha

Markimoo🐄: ExposedByThisSonOfABitch:👦

Jackaboy🍀: I just snorted out my starbucks!!

Markimoo🐄: fuck ya starbucks!!

Jackaboy🍀: :O

Jackaboy🍀: how dare you

( Pewds👊 changed the group chat's name to: #ExposedByThisSonOfABitch:👦)

Pewds👊: i didnt know what to call you

Dan👦: I feel personally attacked

Markimoo🐄: says the person who just exposed their boyfriend

Phil🙈: iM THE ONE WHO'S BEEN ATTACKED!!!!

Pewds👊: sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Pewds👊: dont ruin the moment

Jackaboy🍀: you guys are weird

Markimoo🐄: but you're here so what does that make you?

Jackaboy🍀: shit, you right

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Jackaboy🍀 sent a picture:

(just pretend the next texts are in a picture/ screenshot)

H2ODelicious: do ut Bryce!!

AngelMcQuaid😇: not with that spelling

H2ODelicious: just do it!

AngelMcQuaid😇: ok,I'll do it…

AngelMcQuaid😇: DADDY!

AngelMcQuaid😇: please come here!

WreckTheseNutsΩ: did you need me

WreckTheseNutsΩ: wait

WreckTheseNutsΩ: shit

Luke the Nuke:I knew it!

H2ODelicious: I KNEW YOJR GAY ASS HAD A DADDY KINH!!!!

Luke the Nuke: your ass just got






WreckTheseNutsΩ: no fair!

WreckTheseNutsΩ: you guys set me up!!!

H2ODelicious: well you wad the guy who responded?

AngelMcQuaid😇: Jon couldn't spell "was" but yet he can spell "responded"

Luke the Nuke: just admit it "daddy"

WreckTheseNutsΩ: fuck you guys

H2ODelicious: no can do "daddy"

WreckTheseNutsΩ: I hate you guys

AngelMcQuaid😇: sorry ohmie XD

(End of screenshot/picture)

Jackaboy🍀: bless delirious for giving me this screenshot 🙏

Dan👦: bless him

Phil🙈: I'm laighing so much!!!

Pewds👊: laighing

Markimoo🐄: laighing

Dan👦: laighing

Jackaboy🍀: laighing

Phil🙈: why am I being attacked so much today! 😣

Pewds👊: cause fuck you thats why!!!

Phil🙈: :O

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Jackaboy🍀: fELIX I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

Jackaboy🍀: IF YOU DONT COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM I WILL FUCKING BUST THE DOOR DOWN!!!!!!!

Pewds👊: help me

Dan👦: fuck no

Phil🙈: I'm with Dan, I dont want to mess with an angry jack

Jackaboy🍀: I WILL FUCKING RIP TOU TO PIECES!!!!

Pewds👊: dont let him kill me!!

Markimoo🐄: what did you do to anger him

Jackaboy🍀: THIS SON OF A BITCH STOLE ONE OF MY COOKIES!!!

Pewds👊: it was only one!

Phil🙈: it doesn't matter jack loves his cookies very much

Dan👦: if you eat even one bite of his cookies he will leave you with;

43 bruises
5 black eyes
And 21 hurt feelings from all the cussing

Phil🙈: So that is a total of 69 things that will happen to you

Markimoo🐄: thats a bit too precise

Dan👦: ╮(─▽─)╭

Jackaboy🍀: IM STILL GONNA KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Pewds👊: noooooooooo!!!

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Shush I know it is a week late and short (or at least to my standards). So I hope you enjoy it at least a bit. ಥ⌣ಥ

So that's it thanks for reading I'll see you guys in the next chapter bye!♡

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