Serendipity - A Destiel Fanfic

The Great Turkey Hunt

"You coming?" Cas said after noticing Dean hadn't begun walking.
You son of a bitch. I swear if you're doing this on purpose...
He hesitantly followed the angel through the hallway after removing the the articles of clothing suggested.
They had absolutely no idea where the turkey could be at this point.
Cas explained to Dean that wild turkeys can run up to 25 miles per hour and fly up to 55 miles per hour. Additionally, they have really poor night vision, so they dimmed the lights as much as they could, still being able to see themselves.
"Wait." Castiel stopped suddenly, causing Dean to walk right into him.
"Dude." Dean complained. He was then shushed by a finger against his lips. That sure did shut him up.
Faintly, the sound of feathers ruffling and grazing against a wall could be heard. They listened intently, Cas with his head tilted not unlike a puppy, and Dean with his green eyes flicking around the room. They crept slowly and carefully down a nearby corridor to peak around the corner. The lack of substantial light in the room definitely didn't minimize the, clearly misplaced, form of the avian.
"That bird looks to be around 15 to, maybe, 19 pounds." Dean commented, displeased.
"21." Castiel replied idly. This gained him an eye roll from Dean.
"Of course it is."
They established a game plan and proceeded.